NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

The remains of Confederate General AP Hill were dug up and moved to a cemetery in his home town. People dressed in Confederate uniforms to honor him at the re-interment ceremony.

A Fox weatherman got beat up on the New York subway, and Fox is blaming George Soros.

“Hmmmm… I’m going to call my real estate broker. I think we finally have enough for the down payment on that place in Barbados. And the yacht…”

Good grief. My PC goes into power saving mode after 20 minutes. My laptop does the same. My phone goes dark after 5 minutes.

If you ever experienced monitor ‘burn-in’ in a past life, you’ll know why these modes exist.

Did you know that turning off the light when you leave the room is part of the woke agenda?

I thought leaving everyone in the dark was GOP SOP.

Turns out that everyone’s dad was part of the woke libtard conspiracy.

I am outraged, OUTRAGED that Xbox does not have a coal-rolling option.

Was this a recent thing or was the public aware of it more than a week or two ago? If it’s not today’s news, it was probably so they have something to talk about instead of Pence.

And yet everyone other than Trump has no problem in giving them back without a fussl

What do they have to say about playing with t-stat?

He was using them for flyswatters.

They are trying to build up to

Classfied Documents Found at Home of Former FEMA Director Michael Brown

see? everyone is doing it!

Congressman Jim Banks wants laws to prevent women from leaving anti- abortion states so they can’t get abortions in other states.

Um-hm. But not everyone is refusing to hand back documents and otherwise obstructing legitimate requests from a legitimate part of the government.

Of course FoxNews viewers will never learn that particular fact.

Just outlaw driving by women. Problem solved!

(Well, maybe you’d also have to outlaw women riding in vehicles driven by men…but, that’s no biggie.)

And make sure they wear full length coverups so they don’t tempt men.

Good idea. And–for their own protection–bar them from education and from working in professions in which they might, again, tempt men or otherwise violate Allah’s law. I mean Jehovah’s.

Well, either way, really.

I’m seeing several different reports that Matt Gaetz is having an affair with his press secretary, Joel Valdez.

After the voters in Kansas loudly proclaimed their support for safe and legal abortions, GOP legislators are doing their best to thwart the will of the people. Kansas Senate president Ty Masterson, who may be the biggest asshole in the state, does his best to double speak their position:

“I think probably the biggest question to be answered is it goes to autonomy, and when does the young lady in utero receive her autonomy, and what are the rights of that person and when does that begin,” he said.

I mean, Huh?

The only “reports” I see is one person who claims to have sources.
As much as I’d like it to be true, I’d rather wait until there’s something solid.