NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Speaker McCarthy denies Schiff and Swalwell seats on the House Intelligence Committee, because ‘Integrity matters more.’

So I guess he’s going to put Santos in there? After all, he was the CIA director for a number of years, I’ve been told.

SUCH a great song.

This is the song you do not want stuck in your head.

Normally I would agree. But that’s never stopped them. I say scream it from the rooftops. Just make sure to say “people are saying” first every time.

On live TV, Ted “Cancun” Cruz all but said “IOKWARDI”, and also called for the FBI to search Hunter Biden’s home and business for classified material.

No shoes. Barefoot and pregnant, that’s the way they like 'em.

I’ve never heard of this guy, but apparently his whole thing is saying the quiet part out loud.

Click over to his twitter page and it almost seems like a parody account. Plug his name into google and the results confirm that he’s anti-woman shithead. Like everything about him is so blatantly awful, I didn’t even know which tweets or articles to post here. It’s really bad.

Having said that, I honestly do like the ‘saying the quiet part out loud’ thing and I worry that people will stop doing it. I’d much rather they just came out and told us who they are and what they’re about. Mainly because then it’s a fact. I can look at his twitter page and it’s undeniable that he’s against women. If he just seemed like any other republican, all we can do is infer it from other, typically anti-women, statements (pro-life etc).
Also, I like that it makes it harder for the right to defend their candidate for the same reason. I can point to his own tweets and say ‘see, he said right there he doesn’t want you to be allowed to vote’ instead of ‘well, you see, since he voted against abortion…’.

Time to search Ted’s home!

Unfortunately, this wouldn’t pass right now - there’s too many women electing officials.

First, you need to repeal the 19th amendment allowing women to vote.

I clicked somewhere near that article and it says that Heidi Cruz says Ted smells like cat pee, and that’s why they have separate bedrooms.
:laughing:

Since we know that with Republicans, Every Accusation Is A Confession, I think that Cruz’s house should be searched, pronto.

Looked everywhere for that article but couldn’t find it.
Yeah, quite curious to see the cite for that.

I must be true because I read it on the internet. People are saying it!

I can’t find it. I see it is a long ago meme, so… my bad.
But it’s probably true anyway!

The former mayor of Baker City, Oregon and a former candidate for Governor of Oregon.

Well, she definitely seems to have found a sanctuary shielding her from common sense.

Her cites, link free and entirely unspecific, are basically: “The Government. Prove me wrong!”
Her audience must be spectacularly stupid. You know, Republicans.

“Start searching on your own” is a great line, because it means that no matter how much you search and fail to find it, the idiot can just claim that you haven’t searched enough.

How about a reply of “I read those studies, they don’t say 70% of women, they say .70% of women, take a look for yourself”. Essentially invoking a version of Cunningham’s Law by purposely using incorrect information so that someone will correct you.