NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

The BBQ Pit
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My congressman is full of shit, too!

Um, hooray?

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Congressman Warren Davidson of Ohio wants to impeach Pete Buttigieg over the Ohio train derailment.

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Look, if we can’t confirm his education, we can just assume he’s lying about being a smarty-pants poindexter to pwn the libs who like that kind of shit. But if he goes and proves he really is an educated soy-boy elite type? Well, we couldn’t stand for that! So it’s safer for the Party if he just hides everything.

“He should have fixed everything Trump broke! Even though we refuse to pass any new legislation!”

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Will any of that make it harder for Texas to become the new Silicone Valley? It seems they’ve been heading in that direction for the past 5 or 10 years.

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And this will make government smaller…how?

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Are there that many Texas women getting boob jobs?

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Dude, doing a personal investigation of which local Chinese Massage parlors will give you a “Happy ending” doesn’t make you an international sex crimes expert.

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Everything is bigger in Texas.

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Thanks for that. I’ve heard a deejay use the audio from there as broadcast bumpers and I had no idea where it came from.

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No doubt he was equally quick to denounce Trump’s Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao concerning the 2017 derailments in Iowa and Washington, the 2018 collisions in South Carolina and Wyoming, and derailments in Virginia and Indiana, and similar catastrophes in 2019 and 2020?

Oh, he didn’t? Somehow I thought not. (And I’m not even including the dozen or so regional or light rail accidents or ones involving automobiles in the same period.)

Actually, I was a bit surprised myself to learn how not-rare train derailments and even hazmat-related mass evacuations following train derailments are in the US. Certainly, nobody who didn’t make any fuss about the several such incidents during the Trump years has any standing to be calling for Buttigieg’s head about the Ohio disaster.

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They don’t want small government.

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It amazes me that too many of the Qliban (as I call the so-called Good of the People party) twerps manage to get so far with their faked credentials. After all the crap they gave Pressident Obama about not only his birth certificate but also his university transcripts, one would think the Qliban types would be trotting out proof of every single thing they say in their political life.

Ah, see what happens when I post early in the morning. I post the content of my dreams.

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Every Accusation Is A Confession.

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You know, that phrase is being overused to the point of being meaningless, especially if you consider the fact that it also means that if we accuse the conservatives, we must be guilty of what we accuse them of.

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I confess…Republicans are assholes.

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Typo, or deliberate?

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Perhaps not but plenty of Texas legislators are bigger boobs than I thought possible.

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Well played, @DesertDog

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It only just now occurred to me that “foursome” might be intended to refer to golf.

:forehead smack: