aph·o·rism
/ˈafəˌrizəm/
noun
- a pithy observation that contains a general truth, such as, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”.
That reminds me of #6 here, for some reason.
You have a dirty mind.
Golf, ewww.
What’s dirty about four grown men holding their shafts and whacking their balls?
I’ve long thought that golf was a game designed by aliens who were operating off the description of a child’s understanding of how babies are made.
My cousin once stated that if aliens ever saw downhill skiing the fun part is going up on the chairlift. I tend to agree with the aliens. I hate downhill skiing with the same passion that some love it.
Typo. I had a 50/50 shot of getting it right and didn’t have time to look it up.
It’s the stroking, dude, all the stroking.
Even weirder, fewest wins.
And someone assigned to help you with your balls and shafts all day.
And both of you guaranteed to shout “Get in the hole!” at least 6 times.
My sister (we own a condo together) enjoys watching golf on TV. In fact, she’s watching a tournament at this very moment. I’m usually at my desktop in the kitchen, because I don’t give a flying flip about golf.
I HATE with the fire of a million suns that “Get in the hole” shout. Makes me murderous.
DeSanctimonious wants to use a Christian based college entrance exam that would eventually bypass the SAT and ACT because they’re apparently “woke”.
Marge says that, instead of sending weapons to Ukraine, we should be bombing Mexican drug cartels and Antifa and BLM.
Democratic Congresswoman Angie Craig was attacked in the elevator of her home in the Washington DC area last week, and Fox said she deserves it for calling for the defunding of the police, something she never did. Now she’s getting death threats.
Arizona Republicans are clutching their pearls because Governor Katie Hobbs vetoed their “bipartisan” budget that didn’t have a single Democratic vote.
Kari Lake is spreading the lie that George Soros is endorsing Ron DeSanctimonious.
I do think that’s an excellent name for a podcast for the right to go on and have a temper tantrum. Just kinda surprised that they would be so honest with the name.
I support this BUT ONLY if the entire test is in Latin.
Or Aramaic.