NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Hey, can you prove Jesus didn’t speak English? No? All right then. /s

After all, Jesus wrote the Bible in English, right?

American English, no less. The best of the Englishes.

American English? I thought it was the King’s English, circa 1611.

English English isn’t as good as American English. Jesus was prepared before there was an America.

Good. Then those “schools” can join the idiots I discussed in this GD thread back in September of 2005. Personally, I think it would be awesome if every accreditation body on the planet revoked Florida school’s credentials if that plan is implemented. Yes, it will feed into their martyr complex, but it will also alert the real world, outside of their y’allqueda bubble, of their attitude towards real education.

Idaho state legislator introduces bill to ban all mRNA technology in Idaho.

Today I introduced a bill to ban all messenger ribonucleic acid technology (mRNA) in the State of Idaho, and we passed the Freedom in Education Savings Account out of the Senate Education Committee to fund students and not systems, putting families in control over their ed $.

What do they have against mRNA?

It’s from science.

They’re afraid of the messenger part. They think it’s the devil.

MAGA folk do like guns. You’d think they’d want all available opportunities to shoot the messenger.

I assume it’s tied to the ‘pureblood’ folks who don’t want to receive blood transfusions from people who’ve had the COVID mRna vaccine - they think the vaccines alter the base DNA of the recipient.

Thank you. That does make some kind of half-arsed sense when you look at it from their POV.

So, would this effectively ban the COVID vaccine?

Ahem.

Noah Webster in his 1828 An American Dictionary of the English Language defined angel, firstly, as “a messenger,” and then followed with senses conveying “a spirit” (good or bad) and a person “who is an embassador of God” or “whom God employs to execute his judgments.” He wasn’t wrong in beginning with the “messenger” sense since angel comes from Greek angelos, a translation of a Hebrew word meaning “messenger,” and was used secularly and spiritually in that sense since its manifestation in Old English and onward.

They want to take over from South Dakota’s Sturgis rallys as the biggest superspreader event.

Apparently Lauren Bobo thinks the vaccine is supposed to make you live forever.

Appears to be a parody account?

Dammit again.

But, but, but, it has the blue checkmark!