NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

A subdivision in the Arizona desert, founded by libertarians specifically to skirt water usage and planning regulations, is now begging the government to provide them with water after the city of Scottsdale cut them off.

May I just say: boo fucking hoo.

Let them drink pee.

I keep trying to link local sources about this but sadly, everything is paywalled. Your link is good, but mine had the comment sections. The outrage is intense.

Maricopa county taxpayers are going to be paying for the water as well as paying Scottsdale to treat the water so that the Rio Verde freemen and women can have cheap water instead of paying their own share.

The thing that is really pissing everyone off is that Rio Verde has not just one, but TWO very nice golf courses with green grass and all the things golf courses traditionally come with including pretty lakes.

There ain’t nobody out this way happy about this…well, except the ones who are getting a quarter of the state to pay their water bills. Assholes.

It specifically refers to Republicans and the rest of the right-wing, and has been amply validated by reality.

MTG again calling for secession by Red States.

This dumbass needs to be censured.

Everyone I talk to says this

Translation: I only talk to really stupid people.

Economically it would be a disaster for the red states. So I say, go for it! (But first let me move to a blue state.)

Large Marge said Biden should be impeached because he went to Ukraine on Presidents Day.

Throw her into a war zone and see how much she cares about dressing up.

Nikki Haley wants to be President, but doesn’t know that the Constitution came before Washington was President.

He was President when the Second Half of the Second Amendment was passed, which is the only part of the Constitution Republicans have ever heard of.

How many times is this for the crazier half of the howler monkey caucus?

Her problem with it is that it happened on President’s Day? Really? Biden is, as we speak, a President. It would be like a mother, getting in her car and driving across town to pick up her kids on Mother’s Day. It’s what a mother would do. And this is what a President would do. A good one, anyway. Not a Trump.

And these are also the people who praised Trump for going to Afghanistan on Thanksgiving, which is probably the most iconic American holiday.

Trump thought they were going to Turkey.

It’s good security hygiene to not disclose sensitive information to anyone who doesn’t have a need to know.

Wasn’t Washington the President of the Constitutional Convention? She’s still wrong, of course - she should have written “As Presidents”.

I honestly think she was mightily pissed that Biden did something freakin’ awesome on president’s day, and every normal person admires him for it.

She HATES that.

That, and I’m reasonably confident that Putin gives her marching orders.

That’s why he brought a case of cranberry sauce and a sack of sweet potatoes.