NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

I guess he had some in a warehouse that’s been sitting around since it was discontinued in 2010. But not enough for everybody so he added some “lesser quality” water. What a guy!

Charlie Kirk says that witches have put a curse on him.

Emily probably isn’t a witch, but she is enjoying her 15 minutes a little more than I’d like. This is a serious matter. Or it should be.

Charlie is just crazy and in desperate need of something I can’t name.

A more flattering head-to-face ratio?

The MAGAs will gladly drink any water personally passed by Trump.

Ew.

Pass the brain bleach, please!

This,perhaps? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMsrE-9CLFg

Wow. TWO trainwrecks in East Palestine in the last two weeks!

One spread toxic waste across the town.

The other was full of vinyl chloride.

Previous Attorney General Mark Brnovich, a Republican, never released a March 2022 summary of investigative findings, which ruled out most of the fraud claims spread by allies and supporters of former President Donald Trump. Yet a month later, he released an “interim report” that claimed his investigation “revealed serious vulnerabilities that must be addressed and raises questions about the 2020 election in Arizona.”

That article linked to this one from last May

Republican officials who oversee elections in Maricopa County issued a blistering retort Wednesday to GOP Attorney General Mark Brnovich accusing the state’s top lawman of abusing his position and misleading the public about the 2020 election to advance his U.S. Senate campaign.

It’s good that other Republican’s are pushing back, but they’re not pushing back very hard.

:+1:t3:
Bravo!

Trump is trying to out-Trump DeSantis with this one

In his words, he wants to “end the leftist takeover of school discipline and juvenile justice” and send the federal government to oversee discipline in schools.
Unworkable? Sure. Illegal? Without question. So much for small government, right?

Somebody should tell Trump that his stupid MAGA hat looks even worse than that other thing he usually wears on his head.

It’s that time again – as they do each Ash Wednesday, dopey MAGAoids start yammering about the “bruise” on Biden’s forehead…

Oh, crap. I actually sorta agree with MyPillow man on this one.

I definitely now need a shower.

Steve Bannon’s lawyers are suing him for $500,000 because he didn’t pay them. I guess he learned from the best grifter in the business.

Any law firm representing these mopes, and does not demand a cash deposit up front? They deserve whatever happens to them.

I don’t know who these people are, but here are a group of lovely people harassing motorists they identify as Jews.

It was outside a synagogue in Orlando.

It’s Florida, man.