Do the pea-brains know that Tai-chi is something they do in <gasp!> Communist China??
T-shirt suggestion.
“I’ve been vaxxed and I’m not afraid to use it!”
One Florida county is asking Meatball Ron to ban them.
supposedly the only reason FEMA is helping the train wreck area is that trump went cause Biden was letting them die because they voted Republican
I’m not sure how I am transmitting my vaccine cooties, but I don’t think they are transmitted through coughing because nobody can get anyone else sick just by coughing in the same room. That’s just crazy libral talk. I’m not really sure, but I think I am shedding the cooties like a cat sheds hair so I leave a constant trail behind me.
I seriously doubt it. Tai-chi is often referred to as Old Folks Yoga and yoga has turned into an anti-vax culture as well so they don’t really need to think about where it came from.
I thought the fundied out far right were allergice to yoga since it’s connected with India’s spiritualism.
I don’t know. I used to try to understand their thought processes, but I kept getting headaches. Now I just smoke a lot of weed. That seems to work much better.
“Look what you made me do! Or not do! I dunno, but it’s all your fault!”
The right wing can firmly believe 5 contradictory things before breakfast, and deny them all by lunch.
So, now that they’re on to us, will they go get vaxxed to own the libs?
“Vaxx on, vaxx off”?
“I know what you’re thinking. Did he get only one shot or two? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself."
“But go ahead, make my day anyway…”
“I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.”
Perhaps the Democrats should run a series of public service announcements that say it’s a Very Bad Idea to shoot yourself in the balls. Biden could have a spot where he tells all Americans to never, ever shoot themselves in the balls.
[Joe the President in the foreground, man with a MAGA hat behind, to his right, checking his pistol]
Biden: This man is about to …
[man is carefully positioning pistol]
Biden: … shoot himself …
[gunshot]
Biden: … in the balls.
Man: (screaming in pain)
Biden: Do not do this. It is a very bad idea.
[man staggers around making sounds of agony]
Biden: We have plenty of alternatives to offer instead of shooting yourself in the balls.
[man falls over, whimpers loudly]
Biden: All you have to do is ask.
[infographic on the lower part of the screen, thrashing limbs appearing briefly above its edge]
And now for a message from Vice President Kamala Harris about keeping your hand out of the garbage disposal while it is running.
Coming up later, Buttigieg will share some tips on safe lawn care practices.
…“And that, my friends, is why you should keep all parts of your body out of a light socket.” commented AOC.
A whole series; wood chipper, snow blower, lawnmower, on-coming traffic, etc …
Rudy says that the people in East Palestine are coming up to him and asking him why Biden hates them.
“Remember men, your balls are soft, and defenseless, like some kind of namby–pamby liberal. You’d better coddle them if you know what’s good for you!”