NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Remember, the water has to be below boiling otherwise your blanching.

Nick Fuentes is on the no-fly list for threatening to strangle a flight attendant who told him to wear a mask.

“A fringe figure in right-wing politics for years, Fuentes rose to national prominence late last year when Hitler-praising rapper Kanye West brought him as a guest to dine with Trump at Mar-a-Lago.”

God, how I wish that sentence didn’t make any sense to me. How did we get here?!?

What I want to know is when will Tan the Conman be put on the no fly list?

I hear that Mike Pence is asking to be put on the no fly list…

I would rather he be put on the “fly far away from here and never come back” list.

:+1:t2: :+1:t2: :+1:t2: :+1:t2:

Wait… whut?! MAGAts do Tai-chi? Isn’t that some sort of commie thing? What would their lard-ass lord and saviour have to say about that?

James Inhofe retired from the Senate because he has long covid. He opposed covid mandates.
He also says that at least five other members of the Senate have long covid but won’t admit it.

The chair of the House Oversight Committee threatens DirecTV to restore Newsmax, “or else”.

The classes are held in a meeting room at the local library. The last class featured a couple of ladies getting upset because they couldn’t carry their guns and one of them blamed Biden for it.

Yavapai county is blood red. The board of supervisors are all Repug. The Repug run county mandated no guns in libraries and courtrooms well over a decade again.

The budistas at my favorite dispensary all know me by name.

How do they reach for their guns when doing the downward dog?

Guns <—> Tai-chi :+1:t4: Totally compatible.

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

First time I’ve seen a jump scare in a Pit thread.

Many people are saying that tanning your balls is a good idea. Many smart people.

The article below that dealing with the GQP whiplash inducing stance on infrastructure is especially damming.

Republicans Suddenly Pretend to Care About Infrastructure, Just to Criticize U.S. Aid to Ukraine
The usual suspects; Cruz, Hawley, Ron Johnson, Mike Lee; are featured hippocritters.*

*I left hippocritters as is in spite of autocorrect.

The Herman Cain Award, a prestigious honor usually awarded posthumously to those who have fucked around and found out in the field of covid denialism.

What the fuck is up with Rudy’s eyes going from 75% closed to 110% open? It happens twice in that video and something I’ve noticed for a long time. When his eyes pop open to “frantic” state, it doesn’t correspond to anything he is excitedly saying. It’s like the aliens controlling his body haven’t yet mastered facial expressions.

That only affects commercial flights, I think. Trump flies on his own plane.