NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

I truly enjoy this bit of irony. Don’t the magaters hate socialized institutions such as public libraries?

One of my students here in China is an ardent Trump supporter. Why? Who the fuck knows? But he certainly shares something with those women: a complete inability to follow a timeline. He tried to prove to me that it’s NATO’s fault that Russia attacked Ukraine and had events of the last 40 years garbled as to when they happened. Hey, one of my favorite stories is Brunner’s Times Without Number, but I recognize it as fiction. In the real world, events do not relocate on the timeline. Those women not only are not critical thinkers, they’re not thinkers. They’re just repeating the latest bogey person as their mantra. In short, they’re the common clay of the new west, as someone else posted above.

Whole lotta ridiculous, risible shit in that article. (subject, not writer)

Ah, the erudite “I think” accreditation, when a super quick google check might show kinda otherwise.
And they’re fucking sounding more and more like children - not just the goofy “or else” shit, but:

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Along with more craziness in the story.

Maybe tell Newsmax not to demand exhorbitant fees, you fucking knuckleheads, and Direct TV might (disappointingly) still take them on?

There is a church volunteer run program out this way that goes to stores and farms to pick up the surplus and/or close to expiring food to give to the food banks. Once the food banks have everything they want, the food get taken to local community centers and handed out to local residents without any sort of income requirements. (These are not food boxes like folks get at food banks, these are just boxes of random perishable food items, most of which I also give away.) After all of the people have taken all they want, the rest goes to the local Future Farmers of America kids to feed their livestock. Very little of the food ends up in the landfills.

I get really steamed when I see PAB bumper stickers on new pick-ups in line. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN A SOCIALIST LINE, YOU IGNORANT SON OF A BITCH!!! I don’t say that part where they can hear me, but I think it really loud.

It’s good that I’m old. You only get so many give a shits in a lifetime and I ran out of mine a few years ago. Plus, I smoke a whole bunch of weed which really helps with the whole “don’t give a shit” thing.

I wonder if he pays his flight crew and maintenance people like he pays his lawyers.

Sing it, sister!

No no no, see, farms and stores distributing surplus resources at no direct cost, so that everybody is adequately fed and as little as possible is wasted, is just good old-fashioned neighborliness and charity.

The government organizing a system to distribute surplus resources at no direct cost, so that everybody is adequately fed and as little as possible is wasted, is Evil Socialism™.

(Yeah, I don’t really get the distinction either.)

That just made way too much fucking sense.

Maybe I need to start smoking heroin cause pot just isn’t doing it anymore. I keep thinking and that is certainly not encouraged out this way.

MyPillow guy is suing MqQarthy because he gave the 1/6 tapes to Fucker Carlson and not to him.

The Congressional Dumbshit Caucus sent a letter to Pete Buttigieg attacking him because the NTSB failed to prevent the train derailment.

The NTSB is not part of the Department of Transportation.

Aircraft Maintenance Technician: Mr. Trump, when will you pay that $1000 invoice we sent you last month?

Trump: Don’t worry; you’ll get your money.

AMT: Mr. Trump, do you want to know what part on your aircraft will fail on its next flight? It’ll cost you $1000 to find out.

Pretty sure that his aircraft people know how to make him pay up.

I may not have mentioned it before, but you are one of my most favourite posters. Just sayin’.

Congressman Barry Moore (THE GUN IS GOOD, THE PENIS IS EVIL - AL) has introduced a bill to make the AR-15 the “National Gun of America”.

Typically, when it comes to freedom of the press and freedom of religion, aren’t weapons like these used to suppress, and not protect?

I thought this looked familiar.

And let’s not miss them complaining that a preliminary report “stopped short” of reaching a conclusion as to the cause of the accident.

“Goddamn it, we expect our experts to jump to immediate conclusions!”

And not only is the NTSB not part of the Department of Transportation, it’s not even the correct agency. From what I’ve read in several articles about the derailment, it’s the Federal Railroad Administration that is in charge of railroad safety. (ETA: which is part of DOT.)

I guess it’s too much to ask of these morons to spend 15 minutes a day reading their daily newspapers. Who needs facts when you’re trying to pwn the libs?

And if those immediate conclusions don’t include “blame Biden”, then they’re part of the Deep State!

‘And how did you determine the the wheel bearing did not over heat due to CRT, wokeness, or because it was on puberty suppressors?’

I can see the signs/stickers now: Blame-din! Or “Derail Biden!”

Louie Gohmert: Can we alter the moon’s orbit to combat climate change?

I don’t often swear because I work with kids, but what a fucking numbskull.