I read an old Popular Science, maybe late 1960s. There was a small blurb article about changing the moon’s rotation to make it more habitable (details! details! we’ll let the eggheads work out the details). They were going to do this by setting off nuclear explosions at the equator at angles to the surface to increase the spin rate.
They were serious, too.
Besides, we all know what happens when nuclear explosions are set off on the moon.
……it wakes up the moon-Nazis? Because we already have too many, so no thank you.
You blow the Moon out of orbit is what happens!!
Oh, my!
And I thought I had trouble with the science in S:1999!
Not only that, he also asked if we could change the earth’s orbit around the sun, and asked if the US Forest Service could do these.
It’s clearly a job for NASA.
Well, if we throw enough trees hard enough…
Perhaps if we launched Gohmert into a higher solar orbit, the black hole between his ears would do the trick.
I dunno about the moon, but I’ve seen the documentary about setting 'em off on earth.
Some lamestreammedia organizations are dropping the Dilbert cartoon strip after its author described black people as a hate group, telling white people that they should get the hell away from blacks.
Isn’t that what Space Force is for?
Yeah, this was from 2021.
I bet he’s still waiting for an answer from the Forestry people, though. I should have looked before I posted, though.
They’re too busy raking the forests to prevent fires, to waste time on something as silly as that.
There’s the problem. Rakes are slow and inefficient. They should be using helicopters equipped with giant vacuum cleaners.
That was certainly unexpected, but very appreciated.
Thank you so much.
Okay, stay with me here: We set all the forests on one side of the planet on fire at the same time, which pushes the planet in the opposite direction…
Well, I suppose that technically it isn’t stupid to believe that Donald Trump would sign a pledge to support the Republican nominee even if it isn’t him…
And they expect him to keep his word? The GOP has really gone off the deep end.
