“Neither of whom have ever been divorced”. Well, bless his heart, the piece of shit he is.
“Nature’s God”, huh? Yeah, like that’s constitutional.
From Fear Itself’s link…
Just like how the Bible phrased it!! 
It may not be Constitutional, but it is Declaration of Independence-al. The phrase appears in the first sentence. (From memory:)
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
Marginal Traitor Gangrene illustrates the trope “Oblivious to Their Own Description”:
People used to respect others even if they had different views. But not anymore. Our country is gone.
She’s going for the hypocrite of the year award. It’s a pretty high bar considering others in the QOP.
So presumably a same-sex marriage in which one of the spouses is transgender would qualify under these conditions?
Personally, I would love to see, for example, a couple of burly bearded bear-guys celebrating their gay wedding and showing off their Iowa marriage license that the state had to grant them because one of them is AFAB.
(Not as much as I would love to see Iowa and all other red states ceasing to obsess over their sadistic schemes for anti-LGBQT oppression and instead letting everybody just get the fuck on with their lives, mind you, but I’ll take small victories where they occur.)
Considering the rates of divorce, someone should do the math on how many Republicans will be disqualified for this tax rebate based on the “Neither of them having been divorced” caveat.
It will also be funny seeing how many couples get divorced after this, when the one who has never been divorced finds out that their spouse never got around to mentioning their earlier marriage, which now disqualifies them for the tax breaks.
Under the definition of marriage that this guy created, Ronald and Nancy Reagan wouldn’t have qualified for the exemption.
Marge Greene tried to blame Biden border policies for the fentanyl deaths of two young men who died during the Individual 1 administration.
De Sanctimonious had a book signing, and security wouldn’t allow anybody in Individual 1 gear from entering.
In the article:
[Greene staffer] Dyer responded in an email by asking whether CNN thinks the many Americans who have died from drugs under Biden “care about the details” of this particular case. He added, “Do you think they give a f**k about your bullsh*t fact checking?”
Nice to know he’s identified one of the big problems in this country and the reason Empty Greene got elected in the first place.
You see, there are facts, and there are bullshit facts.
I love the smell of Republican slappy fights in the morning!
The Montana legislature wants to ban vaccinated people from giving blood and make it a crime to receive a transfusion from a vaccinated person.
That’s just nuts. But there is a different virus out there that makes people stupid. It’s called the GOP. It’s orange in color, and you don’t need a microscope to see it.
DeSantis’ education czar wants to force out college students who aren’t “mission-aligned”.
I suspect a lot of Montanans will not live to regret this if it becomes law.
Oh.
That Christopher Rufo shithead.
Again.
To prevent eye bleed, use a wide-angle lens.
Dan