NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Or else gay people. If they hadn’t had the temerity to exist, then all those good Christians wouldn’t have been exposed. It’s all part of the liberal conspiracy to kill conservative (can’t find link).

In my imaginary world where I am king, these people would then be exempted from a wide variety of medical services that rely on modern knowledge. No antibiotics. No anesthesia during surgery. No prescription drugs. They could still rely on the Power of Prayer, poultices, herbal cures and bleeding into a bowl.

Leeches, don’t forget the leeches.

Is a leech on a Republican not, like, redundant?

It’s possible the fluid transfer works both directions.

CPAC speaker calls for a final solution to the trans problem.

State Rep. Drew Spring (R) proposed a bill Thursday that would make it a felony for credit card companies to “process a transaction” for abortion pills sales.

‘WHEREAS as the State of Texas has made it a felony to process certain credit card transactions, and WHEREAS such liability is contrary and detrimental to normal and accepted business practices, We the undersigned will no longer conduct any business in the State of Texas, nor will be process any credit card transactions made in the State of Texas.’

- Visa
- Master Card
- American Express

I’d give Texas back to Mexico, but they won’t have 'em.

Do these idiots even read what they propose?

Read?

Leeches are actually useful.

Seems Trump is killing it at CPAP. I can’t bring myself to listen, but according to twitter he made a “brilliant” joke about the laptop.
Edited to say I shouldve put CPAC, it turned out unintentionally funny.

I’ll never eat at your house.

Reading is very woke.

Well, that sucks.

So…genocide?

Smother them in their sleep!

Well, there is professional curtesy to consider.

kicked off proceedings Friday morning from the main stage inside the Gaylord Convention Center.

I. I just. Well. Hmmmm. Maybe my 70s upbringing is showing, but. Oh Lord.

Well said. Take a bow.

There are things that even a lawyer leech won’t do?