NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

“So if little girls experience their menstrual cycle in fifth grade or fourth grade, would that prohibit conversations from them since they are in a grade lower than sixth grade?”
McClain confirmed that the bill’s language would do exactly that: “It would” McClain responded.

They can just hold it in until they are in 6th grade.

/s just in case

Official: “It’s the…um…(leafs through the last dictionary in Georgia)…er…principal, yeah, that’s it! it’s the principal of the…um…thing! Yeah!”

Dan

Of course. I don’t think they’re going to put you in charge of a school unless you toe the party line.

Loser Donald is having a perfectly normal reaction to learning that DeSantis won’t block his extradition.

No, you have to be a R: they only tow the party line.

Sounds like Donald Trump just unveiled his primary campaign strategy.

Pulls up chair. Grabs popcorn.

I want to see the two of them in an Exploding Barbed Wire Death Match

After I logged off I thought “I SHOULD have spelled that 'young ‘uns’”–but got distracted and didn’t log back in.

Of course soft, weak guns (young or not) will never be tolerated in Mr. DeSantis’ Florida.

And what kind of criminal charges will fifth-grade girls face for discussing these personal issues with their friends? And what if one in need of an emergency product, say, asks a (female) teacher for assistance? How many years are we going to give the bunch of them for daring to be…uh…biological entities?

Well, we know school shooting are perfectly acceptable to them, so she can just claim she needs the tampon to plug a gunshot wound.

Trumps cheese was never on the cracker. He did not start off with a full deck. The few cards he has left are fluttering in the wind and whatever cheese he still has, has gone moldy.

I doubt he could even come up with “God’s neat, let’s eat” if you held a gun to his head (not that I am advocating such a thing).

What am I missing here? “Tow”?

Sounded like someone was kicking the phone down some stairs. And back up again.

ignorance

nm discourse

I like the idea of a volunteer collecting anonymously submitted reports of self-administered abortions still being practiced in Arkansas and periodically updating the number on that marker in Sharpie or something. You’re not stopping it, fuckwits, you’re just making it more dangerous and more punitive.

Which is what they really want.

"How about something from Two Corinthians?