The fact that you cite the Torah separately from the Bible leads me to believe that you don’t know that the Torah is, in fact, the first five books of the Bible. Yeah, the Christian Bible, too.
Cute.
Except Bible 2.0 superceded 1.0 except when it’s handy for harassing people they don’t like.
And it just popped into my head.
But Bible 2.0 still includes 1.0.
Paraphrasing Lewis Black:
“The New Testament is your book. The Old Testament is our book.”
Depends. In some sects it’s only Leviticus.
Idaho. The state which is, as it should be, shaped like a toilet.
Yes, I should’ve said Tanakh, and meant to, but Torah is a synonym.
Yes, the Tanakh is mostly in the OT as well.
ISWYDT 
Hey, it’s a two-fer! Not just woke-bashing, but also cracking down on that commie giving-stuff-away business.
And making girls’ lives harder!! Win-win-win.
I think we should take toilet paper out of the men’s bathroom at [wherever his office is], for the same reason.
Providing toilet paper for free is so woke. Students and faculty should bring their own.
Hell, the toilets are too woke! Have you seen how much water they use? Who’s going to pay for that?!?
Shitting in the street was good enough for Shakespeare, it should be good enough for them!
Oh, now you want streets to shit in?
Last correction from me. Someone else will have to step in.
Tanakh is not a synonym for Torah. In fact, the “T” of Tanakh stands for Torah.
Tanakh is an acronym derived from the names of the three divisions of the Hebrew Bible: Torah (Instruction, or Law, also called the Pentateuch), Neviʾim (Prophets), and Ketuvim (Writings). The 24 books of Tanakh are mostly congruent with the Christian Bible, though not wholly.
I’m out.
" Coprophagy, it’s your patriotic doody!"
Gym Jordan, asked to comment on Loser Donald’s “death and destruction” post, claims he hasn’t seen it.
Reporter shows it to him.
Jordan tries on his Velma impression and claims he can’t see without his glasses.
Is that his excuse for why he couldn’t see the sexual abuse going on during his watch?
If you can’t trust Wikipedia, who can you trust? 
Wasn’t the ‘wide stance’ Senator from Idaho?
It’s all coming together now
ISWYDT?