I like to remind “real men drink beer” ass wipes that beer is full of estrogen.
It fits perfectly to that fifties-era meme that marketing is a matter of convincing people to spend money they don’t have on shit they don’t want to impress (as in pwn) people they don’t like.
This could also be placed in the Stupid Gun News thread.
“Now Addie, who you know—soon will need them, I wanna reassure you, she already has a shotgun and she already has a rifle and she’s got a little pony named Sparkles too,” Noem said. “So the girl is set up.”
But, yeah, the Dems are the party of groomers.
I’m concerned about the juxtaposition of the rifle and the pony. What’s she going to do to Sparkles??
No, it’s not “grooming” when you’re trying to instill good Amurrican values like unlimited gun possession. Only when you’re trying to teach things like tolerance and human rights.
Loser Donald tells the NRA that mass shootings are caused by reefer madness.
I’m starting to get the feeling that maybe I don’t need to head to church. Every other minute, that clown does something that makes me exclaim, “Jesus Christ!”
I wonder what sets off these seemingly random confluences of events, partial recall, and verbal diarrhea?
I know he’s setup up by various FOX news lying snakes. “Here’s an outrage.” Circus ensues.
His sycophants and partner grifters play him for status and money by planting ideas in the fetid soil beneath the marmot fur cap.
“Forget wondering, Steve. There be dragons.”
Fetid soil? More like compost heap.
Texas Republican legislator is banging interns.
A Texas Capitol staffer has alleged that state Rep. Bryan Slaton had “sexual relations” with an intern about two weeks ago, according to media reports.
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Slaton, 45, has been accused of having an “inappropriate relationship” with an intern who is under the age of 21. Slaton, who is married, is considered one of the most conservative members of the chamber. He has previously filed legislation to make abortion a capital offense.
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Slaton, a former youth minister, is serving his second term representing Hopkins, Hunt and Van Zandt counties. He attended Ouachita Baptist University, the University of North Texas and Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary, where he obtained a master of divinity degree.
I had an open mind until I got to your third excerpt.
Don Jr. wants to call off the Bud Light boycott after realizing Anheuser-Busch is one of the QOP’s biggest donors.
MAGA twitter is responding pretty much how you’d expect.
I’m still trying to parse the last sentence in that indicate…er, individual’s tweet. No doubt that way lies madness.
Hey! Compost is useful! It helps gardens grow!
I thought that was Brawndo.
? Seems pretty straightforward to me. She omitted a comma in back to back “no” statements.
It was George Carlin who said Maryjane hit his neighborhood and overnight the main product in shop class changed from zip guns to hash pipes.
And he said it at a convention that didn’t allow guns.
QAnon psychic and influencer says the Deep State is putting 5G in jalapeno peppers so they can make you hear voices after eating them.