The Deep State Is Putting 5G In Jalapeno Peppers And Toilet Paper
If they really wanted to be evil, they’d put the jalapeno peppers in the toilet paper.
Okay… that answers some questions. 
Are they sure it is just jalapenos, and not The Merciless Pepper of Quetzalacatenango?
I have to tell maganut that!
I think the Deep State is putting 5G in my psilocybin mushrooms. Every time I eat them I feel funny.
I don’t think they have 5G in Guatemalan insane asylums.
They have 6G. It protects them from 5G.
It’s probably not serious… 7 or 8G will do.
I haven’t heard much from QAloon lately. Probably drowned out by the GQP adopting their world view. Kind of like The Onion satire/parody being overshadowed by Republican “reality”.
More infighting. MTG photoshopped the bud light into his hand.
Tbh I must admit I think less of people who drink Bud Light. Not because they support trans rights (which is a point in its favor), but because it’s just a terrible beer.
Same here.
Bud Light shouldn’t be allowed to label their product beer. It’s just some weirdly flavored water. Some people will drink anything as long as there’s a little alcohol in it.
That’s part of the reason vampires often own nightclubs.
I’ve sad it before…I have to defend Bud and Bud light. Busch the man went to a lot of trouble to get a beer that appealed to the most people. By definition, these people think Bud (and BL) is what beer should taste like. They made their choices, they voted with their money, Are they really wrong?
To say they are is the height of beer snobbishness.
Guilty as charged.
Actually, I don’t mind a Bud once in a while. But I never need alcohol so badly I’ll drink Bud Light.
Beer is for the wokes; wine is for the elites; liquor is for the lushes. That leaves moonshine for Red-blooded Republicans. Or the teetotaler bandwagon.
It’s like making love in a canoe.
House Republican clearly thinks it’s more important to focus on politics than it is to keep bad guys off the streets and behind bars. One certain wannabe mob boss in particular.
This is the political equivalent of the ol’ complaining to a cop handing out a speeding ticket…don’t you have any real crime you should be dealing with?