You got built up to it, if start big then everything is afterthought… or “don’t jump the shark tank on the first episode “
Kapparot first.
Me too! (1960s/70s elementary school cafeteria)
“GODdiz GRAYshes GODdiz GOOD,
ANDwe THANKim FORer FOOD.
BUYiz HANsall THINGser FED,
GIVus LORder DAYly BRED, aMEN.”
Nothing induces a truly pious and spiritual frame of mind more than having children mechanically chant doggerel rhymes day in and day out, amirite?
God is great. God is good. Let us thank him for our food. Amen
Hey, ours was similar but shorter and to the point. lol
Much further off than inevitable
Halloween’s they game
Sky King is come, and Wilma’s done
Uncertain, as it is uneven
How many kids back then knew the names of the kitchen staff that spent hours making the food they ate?
No, the logic is sound: “Since we now have a court that’s willing to ignore the Constitution for the Right Kind of people, let’s go ahead and ignore more of it.”.
I remember, in Boy Scouts, our dinner prayer was
Rub-a-dub-dub
Three cheers for the grub
Yaaaay God!
When I was growing up, the middle line was “thanks for the grub”. Otherwise, the same.
Good bread
Good meat
Good God
Let’s eat.
If I were a praying man, I’d be fond of the Selkirk Grace;
Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
Sae let the Lord be thankit!
For grace after meals:
Bless the Lord, O my soul,
And all that is within me
Bless His Holy Name
One I picked up on a trip with the church choir years ago:
Down head
Up paws
Thank God
We’ve jaws
And then there’s the Jewish grace:
They tried to kill us
It didn’t work
Let’s eat
I recall Archie Bunker offering the prayer, “Bless the meat, damn the skin, open your kisser and shove it in!”
Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub
“All hail Satan and may his evil minions devour the innocent and bathe in their blood.”
Thanksgiving was weird.
A possible challenge to DeSantis?
This is an even better attack on the woke, because it is not even a classroom text, it is a teacher training manual. One way to ensure children are not properly educated is to make sure that the teachers are not educated too.
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“Now Fatherland, Fatherland, show us the sign
Your children have waited to see
The morning will come
When the world is mine
Tomorrow belongs to me!”
Unvaccinated maganut goes to the Darien Gap to hunt brown people, catches dengue fever, blames China.
My brother lives in Costa Rica, and he’s had dengue fever. It’s pretty common down there. No guys are idiots. No need to “weaponize mosquitos.”
I’m imagining little mosquitos in berets and fatigues.