NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

I don’t take chances when I take risks.

wut?

Jack Posobiec thinks Bed Bath & Beyond is going out of business because they stopped selling MyPillow.

I would say they are circling the drain BECAUSE they used to sell these crap pillows. My thinking was “if they sell crap like this from a lunatic salesman, then I can’t trust any of their other merchandise either.”

So I passed on buying anything from them, on the assumption it was shoddy crap.

To be fair, it is basically one giant “AS SEEN ON TV” store.

My post makes no sense. I meant to say “Those guys are idiots.”

And tiny T-shirts (under the fatigues) depicting George Soros.

? I guess so. But I’ve purchased stuff from them. And none of it ‘as seen on TV’

Need some decent towels? Or a particular type of pot pan? They got ya covered. The one in our county went out of business. A shame.

Agreed on all counts. Great place for a guy to walk in and tell the associate that you’re looking for a Christmas present for your wife. I always got great suggestions and always walked out with a (wrapped) present.

(But I never bought her My Pillow).

“I went down there to ‘look tough’ by roughing it in the jungle while cos-playing as a soldier, but I never expected that I would be subject to the same diseases that have plagued the region for thousands of years!”

Imagine being on the side of the guy who’s just lost an absolutely avoidable $5m case and is still looking down the barrel of the Dominion lawsuit.

Recent NBC News poll indicates 70% of Republicans are still brainwashed by Trump while the rest are so tired of his shit that they don’t want him running next year.

Problem is that same 30% will still mark the ballot next to his name if that’s what it says under “R”

Fake, but it sounds plausible: New Texas Law Requires Schools To Display Image Of God Hung Like A Horse In Every Classroom

I was thinking more like this.

Nikki Haley says President Biden will die before the end of his second term.

Personally, I still haven’t gotten over when he died three weeks into his first term, to say nothing of when Hillary Clinton dropped dead in June 2016.

:bulb: The penny drops! The reason DeSantis is after Disney is that he’s hoping they’ll fire the animatronic engineers who have been manipulating Biden’s corpse!

It’s all so simple once you’ve twisted your brain into a Möbius strip.

Not actually an unreasonable prediction. Of course it’s also a reasonable prediction to say that Trump, who is only three years younger but in much worse health, will also die within five years.

Trump is the healthiest man in the world. If he dies, it will be because the Deep State takes him out.

I’d rather a Dead Biden in office than a Live Trump.

Or, we can just re-purpose the old, “Better Dead Than Red” slogan.