Deep Fried State, you mean…
Wrong color.
make it rhyme, then
Better dead as a door hinge
Than a President Or-inge.
Best I can do.
I was thinking about going with something on orange, but I figured with the whole Red State thing, no need to mess with such a simple rhyme. If it makes a few of them stop and think for a second to figure it out, all the better. They could use the mental exercise.
His skin looks like oranges
He’s got short phalanges
I’d rather die
Than be sued for damages
Trump!
(Good God, y’all)
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing!
(Say it again.)
Free verse! Free Bird! Free Huey! Free puppies!
Florida politician who holds an elected office says she’s “not involved in politics” and doesn’t want to make a “political statement”.
Some people call him a spaceforce cowboy
But he’s a choker, getting broker
We got no use for Ochre
Better off dead (by a billion!)
Than four more of Pres’dent vermillion.
The latest in “Good day sir I would like to purchase one marijuana” moments from anti-drug legislators who have no idea what they are talking about;
Apparently they don’t play around in the mean streets of Maple Grove, Minnesota.
Shades of Ted Stevens attempting to explain the Internet:
Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got… an Internet [email] was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday. I got it yesterday [Tuesday]. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially. […] They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It’s not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes. And if you don’t understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it’s going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material…
Warren don’t roll no pinners!
Cheech and Chong agree wholeheartedly.
Thank your. I really needed a laugh.
In case anyone missed the breaking news. We had another insurrection. It’s the fourth one this year.
Silenced by her Republican colleagues, Montana state Rep. Zooey Zephyr looked up from the House floor to supporters in the gallery shouting “Let her speak!”
“(What) they did today was equivalent, at least equivalent, maybe worse depending on how you look at it, of doing an insurrection in the Capitol,” Sexton, a Republican, told a conservative radio station on March 30.
In other news, the GOP, as is their SOP, is attempting to make the word insurrection so vague and apply it to so many things that it becomes meaningless. They did it with CRT and BLM and Woke and it seems that they’re now trying to make sure when someone talks about 1/6, people just picture a few people getting a little rowdy in the capital building.
I wish I could find the quote I read where a Republican politician (or reporter or advisor?) said that out loud. I read it about a year or so ago, but I think it was a considerably older quote. But they came right out and said they take these words and deliberately expand their definition to include pretty much everything and then use them to scare people.
Soon, voting for a Democrat will be called “An Insurrection”
This is exactly how Republicans roll.
Hell, they’re already talking as though they believe just being a Democrat is insurrection.
Over the weekend, a family of five in Texas, including an 8-year-old, were gunned down in their own home by their neighbor who is now on the run.
Greg Abbott’s response has been to (falsely) call them “illegal immigrants”.