No one should bet against that being a verifiable quote from Kev (yes, he WILL say it).
Even after conviction, I’d predict the House GOP refrains from taking any action at all on George. After all, he can vote remotely from Rikers, can’t he?
I think one of Kevin’s first orders of business was rescinding proxy voting.
Wouldn’t it be awesome if SNL were to do a skit showing Trump and Santos dressed as witches, holding brooms, whining about their troubles, and screaming in uninson a few times throughout the skit, “Witch hunt!”?
Someone needs to whip up a Trump/MacBeth parody stat! “ No man of woman porn” or somesuch…
And how many minutes will that last past the moment of Santos’ conviction?
My guess: The exact same amount of time it takes to walk from McCarthy’s office to the floor of the House.
How about a bit with the Democratic Committee To Find Fake Crimes, where the chairman keeps complaining, “Goddamn it, we’re supposed to be pinning fake crimes on this guy! Stop bringing me all this evidence of actual crimes!”
Good one! 
Convictions and convictions and convictions
Creep in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of the court records;
And all his feeble claims have gifted fools
The urge to donate cash. Out, out, you MAGAs!
Trump’s but an orange moron, a vile grifter
That blurts and tweets his bile upon the web,
And then is heard no more. His is a mind
Owned by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Very good!
a duck
This new learning is fascinating!
Come one guys, I wanted to laugh at some George Santos humor. You guys are letting me down here.
Sorry, Santos can’t help out right now, he’s too busy writing the appeal brief for Trump.
And writing the decision he will issue from the bench!
I heard he was working on a Crime-A-Day calendar, but he was having trouble editing it down to only 365 entries.
A two-a-day calendar? Morning and evening thoughts and prayers?
Dan
Well, sadly, there’s always the option for an hourly calendar… 
PAB’s Lie-A-Day has 83 entries each page blotting out the whitespace. (30,573÷365)
We,re gonna need an atomic clock. The old cuckoo just can’t handle the load anymore.
Dan
How about an AI cuckoo?