Of course, it makes absolutely no sense in this new context, as Loser Donald no longer has that button, and Ron (or “Rob” as he apparently now thinks it’s amusing to call him) has never claimed to have one.
Best as I can tell this is just his way of saying “My dick is YUUUUUGE”.
Okay, just as a purely linguistic exercise, let’s examine Tan the Conman (TtCm)'s latest “missive”. I quote it here.
“Rob,” My Red Button is begger, better, stronger, and is working (TRUTH!), yours does not! (per my conversation with Kim Jung Un, of North Korea, soon to become my friend!).
My fingers are trying to strangle me now because I typed all that, so I’ll be unavailable for a while. In the meantime, feel free to post what sensible or even realistic thing or things TtCm might have been trying to say.
Already started!
Didn’t he already brag about the two of them “being in love”?
…or actual goodness, apparently.
Which one of them was Meg Ryan in this meet-cute geopolitical rom-com?
I don’t want a reenactment of that scene from “When Harry Met Sally.”
“I’ll have what she’s having. Well done. Extra ketchup, no pickles.”
In a taco bowl.
I’m picturing both of them attempting to outdo each other faking an orgasm.
No, I’m not sorry. If I have to picture it, so do you.
Is that bigger or smaller than Kim Jong Un’s?
Worse: if he runs, he will get millions of votes. 
Boebert is saying the quiet part loud.
Seems on point:
Texas 'pubbies are dropping all pretense…sort of. In their ongoing attempts to ensure students are safe,
Texas lawmakers pass bill allowing public schools to employ chaplains who have no state certification
Lawmakers in Texas’ Republican-controlled House passed a bill Wednesday that would allow public schools to employ or accept volunteer chaplains who are not state certified.
Senate Bill 763, which passed 84-60, reads, “A school district or open-enrollment charter school may employ or accept as a volunteer a chaplain to provide support, services, and programs for students as assigned by the board of trustees of the district or the governing body of the school.”
“A chaplain employed or volunteering under this chapter is not required to be certified by the State Board for Educator Certification,” it added.
Feel free (while you still have some freedom, mind you) to read the rest of the article.
Oooh, oooh, oooh. Chaplins for Satan; this is your chance to volunteer. Also Rabbis, Imans, pandits or pujaris, et al. Really, just print up a business card and go for it.
Finally, real wide open access to our precious children in Texas. Expect OK, Arkansas, and Florida to leap on the bandwagon.
Oooh, oooh, oooh. This will go absolutely nowhere because those business cards will go straight into the round file.
I think the word you meant here is “Imams”, rather than
David Bowie’s widow.
Neuralink does appear to be a real company that he owns and there are some mentions of it on the FDA site, but I didn’t dig into it much further than that.
If anyone else looks into it, note that there’s a similar company called Neurolink, which isn’t him. Don’t waste your time going down that rabbit hole.