NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Fuck democracy I guess:

Chick-Fil-A has announced that they’ve hired a VP of DEI, and the people who prefer their chicken with a side of homophobia are losing their shit.

Who the hell is Danny Mannarino? Is he just some random tweeter, or is he a bigshot Maga-head?

I am glad to hear of Chick-Fil-A doing this, but not if it’s just a sham to stop the protests and boycotts from the left.

I’ve never heard of him. He’s an “Internet Personality” apparently. I looked him up and I see that his pronouns are “shut up”.

I like to honor what people want to be called. I imagine a conversation with
Shut Up.

“Hey Shut Up!”

:Silence:

Yay!

I expect they had a proclamation from the High Priest of The Corporate Books.

Amusingly enough, according to the Huffington Post, this isn’t even a new thing. Far from being “recently hired,” their VP of diversity, equity, and inclusion has held that position since November 2021, and the (rather tepid) diversity statement people are complaining about is 3 months old.

So it’s really more of a “Freakouts of the Right” style digging around to find anything that remotely looks “woke”

It’s almost like they didn’t want anyone to know.

But I thought all the MAGAts were snarfing down CFA like it was going out of style to pwn the libs.

Maybe there aren’t enough for Chik-Fil-A to stick to their principles.

File under Making their bed then lying in it.

It was one of the easier boycotts for me since I didn’t like the damn things anyway.

Paul Gosar claims in a weekly newsletter to constituents that he’s being smeared as a “Nazi” and “white supremacist”, then in the same newsletter includes a link to an extremist white supremacist website.

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/rep-paul-gosar-claims-he-has-been-smeared-as-a-nazi

Here’s a crazy idea - if you don’t want to be labeled as a Nazi or a white supremacist, maybe stop behaving like a Nazi or a white supremacist.

You do realize that you’re the real racist for pointing out his racism.

Poor Paul. He’s truly the victim here.

Smeared by the “woke mob”, his own family turned against him during his campaign…who will take pity on Lil’ Paulie?

I was going to go with “The chickens have come home to roost.”

Sucking up to these people is just putting a target on your back. The grifters need a steady supply of new targets to aim hate at, because their audience has a short attention span. No one will ever be “pure” enough, and “betrayal” drives more clicks than yet another screed at a familiar target.

I’m just waiting for a headline about a bigot being hospitalized for malnutrition because they’ve boycotted all their food sources and are too damn stupid to make their own food.

Then somebody needs to start a rumor that every hospital is using IVs to make sure the Gates microchips get into the systems of Ghod-Fearing 'Merkins. That will solve the problem handily*.

    • I wonder if Handy would give this medical advice. :stuck_out_tongue:

Tommy Tuberville’s brother is disavowing him.

That makes what, three Republican members of Congress who’ve had a family member denounce them? Four?

Loser Donald says he would be the greatest basketball coach of all time because he would convince Lebron James to become a woman.

All those referring to Senator Cruz as “he” or “him”, a reminder that kiss my ass’s preferred pronoun is “kiss my ass”.