Charlie Kirk is worried about whether his condiments are woke.
Except the mayonnaise and ranch dressing, I doubt any of it is white, which may be a problem for him
“Where was Gondor when Cracker Barrel fell?” - Denethor, sort of
He could get sour cream. It would better match his view of life.
There’s also cauliflower, button mushrooms, cream cheese, onions. Lots of foods a white supremacist would find acceptable.
Not garlic, though. That’s Jew-food.
Charlie Kirk doesn’t strike me as a fungi
…I’ll see myself out now
Slime mold counts.
Just make sure to keep the Ranch separate from the Thousand Island, otherwise you might be accused of Cross Dressing.
[golf clap]
I know I’m going to Hell for this but do either of those contain trans fats?
“Challenge accepted.”
No no no, that’s Michelle Khare. Very different.
Tolkien nitpick: that would have been said by Theoden, since Denethor was the leader of Gondor at that time. I await follow up nit-nitpicks to this.
Where was Shaka when the walls fell?
Meanwhile: why tf does anyone listen to Charlie Kirk?
Because I always read his name as “Captain Kirk” and am always disappointed.
A prime Floridian MAGAt has introduced a measure to censure Adam Schiff for “lying to the American people” (no collusion, there was no collusion) and could fine him $16M.
…they really don’t understand that “opening the floodgates” is a bad thing, do they?
But it’s the Dems who are weaponizing government. 
Every accusation is a confes – oh, why bother even spelling it out at this point?