NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

@Superdude,

Given the general lack of knowledge displayed by so many racists, I’d venture to say said racist jerk probably thinks the expression does refer to Blacks and not the highest trump suit in some card games.

You cracked the code! They can fellate the Tan Balloon Man AND be racist at the same time! Efficient!

De Santis doesn’t want Abbott to out-fascist him, so he’s announced that instead of busing immigrants to Washington, DC, he’s going to bus them to Delaware.

And here’s one for the “Republican politicians completely missing the point of a popular song” file…

Ron DeathSantis has said that if Stacey Abrams becomes governor of Georgia, there will be a cold war between Georgia and Florida.

Is that a joke or did he really say something like that? I can’t tell with Trump. It seems like the kind of thing he’d say.

OK, I can understand how someone can misunderstand, say, “Born in the USA”. All one has to do to miss the point there is to not listen any further than the titular lyrics (which, to be honest, are the only part of the song most of us remember). But how can anyone have any familiarity at all with “We’re Not Gonna Take It”, without knowing that the song’s fundamental message is “Fuck the establishment”? I mean, even if you only ever heard the tune, you’d get it.

I made it up. It seemed like DJT because his reaction to anything he doesn’t like is to sue.

I need to be careful… sounding like trumpy could be a sign of impending (or past) mental breakdown.

Then Smapti should look into finding a full-time minder.

With their black-and-white thinking it makes some stupid sense to assume he was on their side in general since he testified against the crackdown on musical lyrics which was championed by Tipper Gore. But a lot has changed in the last 40 years. In addition to the, you know, actually listening to the lyrics thing already mentioned.

Cool. Maybe the immigrants can visit a screen door factory.

Mr. T vs. Ted Cruz on Twitter? I pity the fool. Pass the popcorn.

Interesting article on the topic:

Gifted link:

I’m very stable, trust me. Person woman man camera TV.

“Longing, rusted, furnace, daybreak, seventeen, benign, nine, homecoming, one, freight car.”

Man, woman,birth, death, infinity. Und dees ees a poosykat!

Damned if I can remember where this came from (yes, I know the it’s a satire on the opening of Ben Casey), but it’s been lodged in my brain lo these many years.

MyPIllowGuy says Mark Zuckerberg is going to be arrested for his part in stealing the election.

Space Force is going to overturn the election. There are 500,000 sealed indictments of people whom the Space Force is going to arrest and try.

Sometimes I’m convinced the world is just trolling me.

Do we have a specific Pit thread for the political atrocities happening in Texas, or does that just go in this thread?

Texas woman arrested for performing a “self-induced abortion”, charged with murder, jailed on $500,000 bail.

(This article is a bit outdated already, I saw a later one somewhere that she is now out on $500,000 bail after two nights in jail.)