I heard somewhere that Nancy is a Progresso Democrat.
But Marge Three-Toes is more “Stench Onion Soup”.
She supports ‘Rump, who is more of a “Dream of Chicken” Soup.
Then there is Lindsey Graham, who is more of a "Grandpa’s Dumplin’ Soup".
Senator Cawthorne, who seems like “Scheme of Broccoli”.
Lauren Boehbert, an “Easy Queef” Soup.
Matt Gaetz, “Queen of Broccoli”.
Gym Jordan, the “Basta At School” Soup.
Ron Paul, “Perennial and Carrot Top” Soup.
Louis Gohmert, “Old Potato Soup”.
Marco Rubio, “Weak Knight Turkey & Tortilla Soup”
Laura ingraham, “English Dubbed Spit Pea Soup” { “Yer Mother Simmers Soups that Smell…!” - spins her head to report on camera two}
GeneraL Flynn, “Beaten Borscht”
Mick Mulvaney, “Cheesy Cream of Asparagus” Soup.
Yvette Harrell, “Land of Enchantment Asshole Posole”
Mitch McConnell, “Egg Throw Soup”
There’s also supposed to be a “Quick Creamed Mushroom Soup”, but I’m still waiting for the recipe from the Southern District of NY.
Perhaps he should get in touch with the Department of Redundancy Department.
oh, you are so vichyssoise
Crazy Congressman Thomas Massie:
Over 70% of Americans who died with COVID, died on Medicare, and some people want #MedicareForAll?
Well, that’s really just the logical outcome after those idiots tried to have “Evolution is just a theory” stickers put into science textbooks. Why have vaccines when you should just go with faith healing?
The pillow guy says he’s going to hack Fox News and take over Sean Hannity’s show so he can broadcast his conspiracy theories.
Rick James: “Cocaine is a helluva drug.”
Well, yeah! We should also abolish hospitals and nursing homes because people die in them. And what about cars? How many lives could we save every year if we eliminated cars?
(But not guns, of course.)
The gun is good! The penis is evil! The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals the libs. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz Trump has spoken!
Oh please let this happen! Pleeeeease!!!
Won’t anyone consider the packets?
Every time I think these guys can’t descend any further into bad comic-book supervillainy, they do.
“…And now… < bolt click > … a word from our sponsor…”
A woman is accused of meddling in an election and has been charged with electioneering. She was distributing whack-a-doodle right-wing boogieman “THEY ARE TEACHING OUR KIDS CRT!!1!” pamphlets while working at a polling site. Stupid fucking righties.
At least she wasn’t giving people bottles of water.
That is called “buying votes”…way, WAY worse! 
Mark Kelly, the Senator from Arizona, is the husband of former Congresswoman Gabi Giffords, who was shot during a campaign rally. Kelly’s Republican opponent for the Senate seat runs an ad where he shoots Biden, Kelly, and Pelosi.
Over 62% of Americans who died with COVID, died as registered Republicans, and some people want others to become Republicans???*
*made-up number
Well, they are a death cult, after all.