The gentrification of Asheville is expanding south to Hendo.
Charging station? You mean that’s not a 3D printer designed to add inches onto their millimeters?
You know the motto: “Turning Ken into Men”?
It’s not the ‘Ye Old Tea-Bag Tanning Salon’ featuring ‘Tool and Dye’?
(“Hey, Ron… why is your junk dripping like Giuliani…?” )
Donnie Jr. posted a picture of armed Easter bunnies to celebrate Easter.
Junior is just the worst. Seriously, fuck him.
I’m not sure that Junior thought this through.
As an avid hunter does he want his prey in the position of being able to return fire?
There is — or was — a parody of the “Deer Hunter” game called “Deer Avenger” (tagline: “Goodbye Bambi, hello Bambo!”). Among my favorite lures:
- “Viagra! Getcher Viagra here!”
- (Female voice) “Help! I’m naked … and I have a pizza.”
He would complain it was unfair.
In re states banning textbooks and mention of certain topics: Indiana got some pushback from academic power-center The College Board, which administers the AP (Advanced Placement) program:
So no matter how much banning words and textbooks may be catnip to Indiana Republican politicians, if they do it they will have to face the wrath of parents whose kids can no longer get into elite colleges and universities.
Other states may also be hearing from the College Board.
(Look for that organization to be joining Disney and NPR on the right-wing Villains List…)
So… the shoe-store guy pops off caps in a blind rage… shoots a 9-year old girl sitting in the Easter Bunny’s lap… and that greasy coked-up A-hole thinks that the lesson to be learned is that the Easter Bunny in that mall should have had an Assault Weapon!?
That guy deserves an Easter Egg or two to the face…
Looking at that pic on Twit, I saw this remark (back on the topic of banning math books):
Qevin MqQarthy, whose party refused to send weapons to Ukraine, is complaining that Biden should have sent weapons to Ukraine sooner, because it would have prevented Putin from attacking.
Trump appointee aaaannnd… “The American Bar Association (ABA) rated Mizelle “ Not Qualified” by a majority and “Qualified” by a minority of the Standing Committee on the Federal Judiciary to serve as a federal trial court judge, noting that “Since her admission to the bar Ms. Mizelle has not tried a case, civil or criminal, as lead or co-counsel. …” Shocking, huh?
Husband was/is a Dumpsterfire campaign worker. And she was 33 at time of appointment. The white geezers in the Federalist Society must have soaked their pants over this one.
I am inclined to cut Donnie slack. How did you think he’d turn out being raised by his dad?
The judge was appointed after the Individual 1 election loss. She is a member of the Federalist Society… The Bar Association adjudged her unqualified.’
(Quoting Ronna McDaniel)
With blackjack! And hookers!
Makes you wonder what’s next on their platform: the right to blackjack hookers…?
The inevitable remix setting Tucks’ trailer to “YMCA”:
Fox News host Jesse Watters admitted on-air, for the first time, that when he was trying to get his current wife to date him, he let the air out of her tires so she’d be forced to let him give her a ride. (He was married to someone else at the time, and this is the first time even his wife has heard this story). Of course, his co-hosts on The Five ate it up, though one of them at least had the decency to say he reminds him of the Zodiac Killer.
With as often as Ted Cruz has been on the show I’d hope so!
They’re worried that trigonometry textbooks will lead the kids to sin.