Did he get tased? Please tell me he got tased.
He’s a Republican. McCarthy won’t even give him a slap on the wrist. But Senator Al Franken makes a joke and his party calls for his resignation.
Honestly, I hope Cawthorn is getting some adult mentor-ship and guidance. He reminds me of those professional athletes who get big contracts and, at the ripe old age or 22, don’t know how to behave as adults. At the very least, he lucked into a dream job and needs to stops being a performative frat-bro bonehead, or he’ll end up back in Hooterville selling mattresses.
From his colleagues in the Republican Party???
I’m just glad the US has a strong, competent and coherent leader in these times when World War III is discussed in mainstream media as an actual possibility.
They can teach him how to properly snort coke off a hookers ass.
Please, not mattresses. That goes places I don’t even want to think about.
Make him a clerk at a convenience store for a gas station.
He groped eight different women.
Oh. Okay, then. Objection withdrawn.
I’ve been reading Bernard Malamud’s The Fixer recently. I’m nearly finished with it, and I got to the following quote:
" In a sick country every step to health is an insult to those who live on its sickness."
The quote was describing anti-Semitism in the last days of the Russian Empire, but it seems eerily apropos for America today. I immediately thought of this thread when I read it.
I’m sure they would go perfectly with MyPillows. He could team up with Mike Lindell.
Somebody needs to tell Rand that Ukraine and Georgia have not been part of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics in over 30 years.
And here I thought “libertarian tankie” was an oxymoron.
Always one more than the number he has.
Wait, LGB coin was a big scam? Who could have possibly guessed?
He’s at least been cited for the handgun at the airport. Although I have to admit, I’m curious what Charlotte might consider a “non-dangerous weapon” that it’s okay to have.
I love how we have a thread about whether Barney of HIMYM fame is inappropriate or too creepy to be funny in today’s day and age, then we find out one of the biggest talking heads on TV acts that way in real life…
Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species, V…?
And I’m hoping the exact opposite, because I’m hoping
Variation?