Variety.
Missed it by that much.
A nerf bat?
Having two brain cells to rub together?
Complete headline: Republicans Cheer As Congressional Candidate Demands Fauci’s Execution By Firing Squad
Oklahoma GOP Chair John Bennett, who is running for Congress, said he wants to put Dr. Anthony Fauci in front of a firing squad ― and the crowd at a campaign event clapped and cheered.
“We’re fighting communist Democrats, establishment RINOs!” Bennett ranted in a video that Right Wing Watch shared online Tuesday, which has now gone viral.
“We’re fighting against a system that stole the election in 2020 and nobody had been held accountable,” Bennett continued, parroting former President Donald Trump’s baseless election fraud claims. “We’re in a war with bureaucrats that have forced vaccine mandates on us, mask mandates on us.”
Bennett then railed against something he described as “wokeness confusion,” which he alleged is being pushed “down our throats now.”
Then came his sinister line about Fauci, who has been targeted by repeated death threats for his public health work during the coronavirus pandemic.
“And by the way, we should try Anthony Fauci and put him in front of a firing squad,” said Bennett, not really expanding on what crime he believes Fauci has committed.
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I guess the next step is to demand execution by beheading, amirite?
ETA afterthought: why is it BEheading. Shouldn’t it be DEheading?
Because afterwards, you will be a head.
If I reattach a head, have I reheaded them?
No, only evil Mooslem terrorists do that.
I’m sure the grand inquisitor of the QOP would suggest the rack, the wheel, the iron maiden, the bull, or the old standby, burning at the stake.
Was it Shodan who regularly characterized these SRIOTD-type threads as a two-minute hate?
Or was it some other idiot conservative radical reactionary Doper whose name my brain is blessedly refusing to retrieve from its archives?
Getting ahead is The American Way! 
Debeheading.
Unheading.
Perhaps it was some undernourished cartoonist?
Just WOW.
Does she have any daughters? I figure it would be like the old hypocracy of “abortion bad except for my mistress” we get from male legislators.
And slavery, while it was a shame that it happened, was also a great opportunity for those slaves’ descendants, amirite?
I dunno. Somehow that looks… Abby Normal…
Obviously nothing is sacred in the bizarro world of MTG.
And the Catholic church responds.
“Satan is controlling the Catholic Church? She needs to apologize to Catholics immediately. She is a disgrace,” Donohue said. “We are contacting House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy about this matter. He’s got a loose cannon on his hands.”
Combat continues with the ahn woon:
…In response to Donahue’s call for an apology, Greene came out with a blistering statement accusing church leaders of systematically covering up pedophilia within their ranks…