To be fair, the Catholic Church did systematically cover up pedophilia within its ranks, something it has in common with the Republican Party.
Yeah, I mean, Holy shit. For once she’s not wrong. It’s as if she proudly and defiantly said that the sky was blue.
By contrast, the Catholic church (or, at least, some members) has provided help for people in need, which is an unforgivably heinous transgression for a R.
What about nail clippers? Are they letting those in these days?
It’s a parallel construction to the fate of getting one’s feet chopped off, in which case you are behooved.
Or defeeted.
It’s the ultimate expression of free speech! No consequences! She’s livin’ the dream!
Loser Donald is apparently very worried that he will be killed by having a pineapple thrown at him.
Obligatory reference
I suppose the protesters were lucky that Trump’s security team hadn’t gotten around to setting up the 16 ton weight.
“Right, now don’t rush me this time. Stalk me. Do it properly. Stalk me. I’ll turn me back. Stalk up behind me, close behind me, then in with the redcurrants! Right? Okay, start moving. Now the first thing to do when you’re being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to – release the face-eating leopard!”
The durian was our last chance! Now what?
We’ll have to go to Plan B. Did you bring the soup for your family?
Two words: watermelon trebuchet.
Banana ballista?
Grapeshot.
Fruits to consider throwing at Trump:
Pineapple – he suggested it. Heavy, with rough exterior. good source of manganese
Prickly Pear – some spines, but not really impressive – the name’s more important. Good source of vitamin C
Durian – has spines, but it’s more important that it’s large and heavy and its interior stinks. Not allowed on buses in Indonesia
Rambutan – lots of scary-looking but actually pretty soft and benign spines. Also spurce of manganese
Coconut – even when stripped of its outer hull, it’s still a potent ballistic fruit, and its three spots make it look kinda like a skull. Good source of minerals and skull fractures
Brazil Nuts – In its full form, a respectably large “fruit” that can kill at ballistic speeds. Also a good source of omega 6 fatty acids and selenium.
Pumpkin – only if you have a ballista. Here in Massachusetts we routinely produce pumpkins for state fairs that weigh over a ton. Be warned, though, these pumpkins are only for show (and homicide) – they’re not good eatin’
Not all stupid Republicans are national figures.
Aside from all the typical conspiracy laden crap about CRT, she writes a massive rant about the “disgusting material that is being put in front of our children.” followed up by a link to a porn site.
Claims it was a typo, but really?
Poisonous (at least potentially) fruit Trump might be leery about
I especially like the Manchineel :
Kin to Joe Manchin, I suppose?
The Manchin Eel? I can buy that.
Speaking of fish, which we weren’t, If I was to throw food at a speaker I didn’t like, I wouldn’t bother with fruit. I’d throw fish. Big stinky fish.
(Cue the Lew Zealand references.)