Just putting this here because Eric Swalwell’s Twitter feed is fun. In response to a tweet from Jim Jordan:
Swalwell wrote:
Quality shade throwing there.
Well, now I’m confused, I thought I was supposed to be throwing “soup for my family”.
Yeah, why get a loan, when you can just get a wrestling scholarship?
When I was a kid they were referred to by a highly inappropriate nickname involving black folks’ pedal phalanges so I think they’d be right in the Republican wheelhouse.
The revenge of SpongeBob
I think I would prefer to throw some sort of startled tetraodontidae, just for effect. Not stinky, as such, though.
Republican Senator Thom Tillis is actually calling for an investigation of his fellow North Carolinian Madison Cawthorn for insider trading. over the Let’s Go Brandon cryptocurrency.
How about a very spiny Sea Urchin?
But in Brazil, they just call them Bolsonartoes.
And the hits keep on coming…
Looks like somebody wants to not only toss Cawthorn under the bus, they want to drive the bus back and forth over him a couple times, as a lesson that one Does Not Talk About The Cocaine Orgies.
🎜We don’t talk about orgies, no, no, no
We don’t talk about orgies…
BUT!🎜
“Well bitches, I’m back on Twitter”
Who’s a bitch now, Roger?
Candace Owens, in response to the launching of DHS’s Disinformation Governance Board:
There, there, at least she knew it was a literary reference. 
Although she probably only remembered it from the movie.
What did he do to get insta-banned? Or should i say which?
“My new Twitter account was suspended after just six hours. So much for free speech,” he further wrote after getting the boot.
So, it’s “I get to use your microphone to say anything I want.”
“So much for free speech”, he says to the news outlet reporting on what he is saying.
Basically started a new account, even though his old one was banned. I’m guessing he was dumb enough to think “Elon’s now in charge and we’re all free to come back!” even though Elon’s not in charge yet.
Speaking of Twitter, Charlie Kirk and Fucker Carlson are saying that Elon got them unbanned (they were banned for making anti-trans comments), but it fact, they got unbanned by Twitter for following their policy by deleting the offending posts.
Plus Elon isn’t running things yet.