NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Laura Ingraham thinks it’s a great idea to brag about how SHE did not need any loan forgiveness, so all those worthless lazy folks should just suck it up.

Of course, she bragged that the reason she did not need loan forgiveness was that her mother postponed retirement and worked as a waitress until she was 73, paying off entitled daughter Laura’s loan for her. While Laura was working for a large law firm.

And this brainless dolt typed this up, thinking it made her look BETTER than others.

Fucking clueless.

Apparently Madison Cawthorn lives with a staffer, his third cousin once removed whom his spokesperson called a “cousin”, a male cousin, a male cousin who was videoed groping him.

C’mon, that was just a dick graze!

I talked with my roommate/landlord about making an anti-Cawthorn sign for the yard and he said I could put one up if I wanted because he and his wife both hate Cawthorn as much as I do. Thing is, the scandals are coming so fast I can’t make a sign fast enough to keep up. Maybe if I could do one of those electronic billboards like on the highway, but my sign skills are limited to markers on posterboard. :frowning:

Put up a generic “Cawthorn Crime Tally” sign, and just re-paint the number every other day or so.

If it’s a tally, he can just a mark or slash. Make sure you leave plenty of room.

Get a scoreboard flip chart-- $10 @ amazon.

Dry-Erase board and markers.

I like that! We could pair it with “Biden Crime Tally”, which just stays at 00 forever.

Cawthorn, age 26, would like it to be known that it’s not fair to judge him by stuff he did like a year and a half ago, and also that he looked totally fuckable in that lingerie.

I think the Republicans are letting him take hits to hide other nefarious deeds. Like fireworks to disguise gunshots.

My bold.

Or car backfires, amirite? :wink:

From a man who knows corruption like he was born to it.

Why these comments now?

Hmmmm? I remember his statements when questioned about US banks not loaning to the Dumpsterfire conglomerate. Paraphrasing, We can get all the money we want from the Russians. I also remember a Florida land deal/money laundering scheme where some Oligarch bought a bunch of swampland for $100 million + that was worth less than 10% of that. The empty Trump hotel rooms at exorbitant rates paid by “supporters”.

Seems things are coming to roost for the Russian friends who might need a bit of cash back. Maybe Guilfoyle remarked to him about the recent “suicides” of Russian wealthy which happened to include the ENTIRE family?

Just vacant musing on a slow Saturday.

‘Well, we don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.’

I don’t think he does know corruption. Does a fish know what “wet” means?

The really scary part: The only reason we know so many of Cawthorne’s scandals is that his cronies want revenge for him revealing about the cocaine orgies. If it weren’t for that, we’d only be hearing about as much about him as about any other Republican politician. Which suggests that most of them have just as long a tally as he does.

Eww I do NOT want to know about how long Cawthorn’s “tally” is.

Trump Jr. = Owned by Putin, lock stock and barrel.

That’s basically all there is too it.

No, no, no. That’s his “whacker”. Didn’t you learn anything from the scene in the principal’s office in Porky’s?

Just to be a dick, for the sake of dickishness,

the Governor tried to force an election for the entire Loudoun county school board a year ahead of schedule.