NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

And this is what the Republicans mean by “election integrity”, right?

AND too plumb rock stupid to keep quiet about it.

(Compare with kid brother Eric, who is probably every bit as crooked and corrupt, but smart enough to keep a lower profile.)

Well, about 2/3 of the emails I get at suckmydickdonnie begging for money to stop the commie Democrats are from Trump, about 1/3 from Junior. If Eric is grifting he’s being more subtle about it.

Living in a Innsmouth attic will teach you subtlety.

We know Eric is the smart one because he was smart enough to allow himself to be parodied as the dumb one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd73-sYv90s

Or, to look at it from another angle:

I’ve been mostly talked into the belief that Republican politicians are simply shitty people who do shitty things because of the aforementioned shitty people part.

But, as more “comes out” on Cawthorn, I have to wonder about that. It does seem as though they do have some apparatus for collecting embarrassing or incriminating evidence to be used against party members who step out of line. Cawthorn has only been in congress a brief time, and hasn’t even been to one of their famous cocaine fueled orgies, yet, but they already seem to have quite a dossier on him.

And it would seem to be hard to embarrass someone who praises Hitler in his vacation home, but somehow they seem to be managing.

On a post about Nancy Pelosi visiting Ukraine:
GOP candidate for Congress from Nebraska: “She needs to be fired”
https://twitter.com/realjohnglen/status/1520766226590482432

That’s now how that works, dude.

Talked into it? Me, I just saw that shit with my own eyes.

I saw his twitter handle, “@realjohnglen”, and my first reaction was, “Nah, man, you’re the shitty knock-off John Glenn.” Even if we give him a pass on the “being-an-astronaut” part, this John is also worse at being in Congress.

He does appear to be feeling the heat—today he went full-Christ-level-victim:

Responses on Twitter do not indicate widespread acceptance of the idea that Cawthorn’s suffering is Christ-like.

Well, he does see a lot of people looking at him, and saying, “Oh, Jesus Christ!” What else could that mean?

And he’s just the man to reason it out that way.

You know, the Devil has been known to quote Scripture for his own purposes, too.

Those claiming that their own suffering and victimhood make them ‘like Jesus’ do not want to hear your reminder of that quotation from Shakespeare.

So… Republican does not like Pelosi because he loves Putin more?

These people are deranged.

I mean, I don’t think she should have gone either, but firing her is a silly idea.

Both MyPillowGuy and Roger Stone thought that they could get back on Twitter, and Twitter immediately banned them again.

“I want the freedom to say whatever I want on your private platform, with no consequences for my speech whatsoever. Freedom of speech means you cannot object to anything I say.”

Actually if you read the tweet he clearly said “She IS needs to be fired” which is a bit more enigmatic.