NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

Has this been seen yet? This is a twofer. Comer has a meltdown and Rep Mullen tries to get into a fight with a Union Leader.

Oh man, this is the Union Leader. Too funny. I’ve watched it several times. It’s only about 15 seconds long.

hehe, he even looks a little bit like Stone Cold Steve Austin. “What?!”

“You’re a United States senator, sit down,” boomed Sanders. “This is a hearing. God knows the American people have enough contempt for Congress.”

Oklahoma’s got em a real tough guy WWF senator! I know these two have been going at it social media style, and that the Hulkamaniac from Okie has been hostile to Mr. Teamster in previous hearings. I guess when Hulkamaniac started being hostile this time, Teamster called him “cowboy”, and the gloves came off.
And then Hulkster sat down after the very scary Bernie Sanders scolded him.
What a typical Republican shit talking poser.

And I’ll bet he doesn’t even have the grace to thank Sanders for defusing the situation before it ended with (prediction judging from the looks of the two parties) him getting his ass kicked.

I guess Okie is some sort of a fighter, but who takes on the head of the teamsters? That’s how you end up buried beneath a parking lot. Allegedly.

This is why he’s mad:

Rapey McForehead, on the other hand, is unimpressed.

I eagerly look forward to MAGA heads exploding at the notion of Gaetz calling Bernie Sanders a hero.

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I swear to God the GOP is made up of elementary school kids.

GOP Rep Tim Burchett accuses Kevin McCarthy of elbowing him in the kidneys

How do you elbow kidneys from behind?

Getting punched in the lower back, off to the side, is referred to as getting punched in the kidney(s).

If someone said they were elbowed in the kidneys by someone walking behind them, I’d assume they were elbowed somewhere in the general lower back area.

"Mullin’s Senate website notes he is a “former undefeated Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fighter with a professional record of 5-0” who has been inducted into the Oklahoma Wrestling Hall of Fame. Ooo, scary.

I’m not an MMA fan, but 5-0 doesn’t seem like much of a record. Did he decide to quit before he lost a fight, just so he could remain undefeated?

I have a nephew who is doing low level MMA fighting - seeing pictures of what he looked like after his first fight (a loss), it seems likely that Mullin decided that the pain/injuries just weren’t worth it, even if he was winning.

Note, said nephew is now 1-1 and he came out of the second fight with no obvious facial damage.

I hint picture it. Seems to me that I can only stick my elbow into someone’s lower back if I am facing backwards from them.

Funny thing - I’m only seeing articles saying he’s got 3 professional (in regional Oklahoma) fights to his record. His office is the only one saying 5-0 record, so he’s probably including a couple non-sanctioned fights. Maybe the non-union Mexican equivalents?

A Republican senator embellishing the truth? Shocking, I know

He’s counting the two times he kicked a toddler off his tricycle for riding near his lawn.