We had Queer Quinoa.
(Sorry, just catching up.)
Try nitrating the glycerin for a little extra zip. More impact, if you will.
This new wine is bangin’!
It really pops!
you know that nitroglycerine is a vasodilatory drug they give people with angina and assorted heart ailments, right? It gives people headaches if they have no other problems. If that’s your idea of “a little extra zip,”, then go for it., But I prefer my wine without brain freeze.
I thought that was supposed to be the point of drinking a lot?
I drink to forget.
What are you trying to forget?
I forgot.
Wrong Kind of Brain Freeze
I mean…jokes…and such. Whatever. You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
No problem! Trump wine also includes antifreeze!*
*Not actually true. Or so I hope…
No, but you might want to test for bleach and ivermectin.
Those are the two most popular flavors!
Kevin McQarthy, whose district sits on land that was seized from Mexico in 1848, says the US has never annexed captured territory from an enemy.
History is so…yesterday.
I’m sure that his rebuttable would be that we didn’t annex the territory we took in the Mexican American and Spanish American war, we “liberated” it. All those people living there really wanted to be Americans. As for the Indian wars that was all our territory to begin with, the Indians weren’t really using it, they didn’t even have a flag.
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Don’t give them any new ideas for their wine. Hey, if you can inject bleach…
Right?!
Years from now, at the scene of a horrible disaster, Trump will throw those bottles of wine at people.
It’s all in how you phrase it:
Mike: Arch, when you were talking with Ma the other day about Manifest Destiny, did you mention the fact it was just another name for American imperialism?
Archie: Hah?
Mike: That’s right. It was just an excuse to rip off other people’s land. That’s the way we stole Texas from Mexico.
Archie: Listen, Subversive. The U S of A never stole nothin’ from nobody. The Mexicans was only too glad to give us Texas after we beat the hell out of 'em!
–All In The Family
And they’ve been thankful ever since.
That’s why they paid for the wall!
Both articles have been retracted, so I guess it is not true.