Woke, woke wine
Goes to my head
Makes me forget that I
Still need they/them so
Black Lives Mackerel.
–Win.
I’m not sure if this is a stupid Republican idea, but that’s because I’m not really certain of anything about it, so I’ll just leave it here.
Your search history must be really interesting.
Smash the potato-archy?
I’m surprised nobody has mentioned the “Crybaby Cranberry Sauce”. Because I would say Republicans are the bigger crybabies (just look at that entire post – would a Democrat ever post something like that?) led by the biggest crybaby ever.
What’s next, Shark Sandwich?
Is there anything that the Republicans accuse the Democrats of that isn’t a spot-on description of the Republicans?
There’s a strong ‘a broken clock is right twice a day’ aspect to it, but when part of their word salad includes the accusation of the left being commies, they’re at least headed in the right direction.
I’m sure I heard somewhere that Democrats are to blame for voter fraud. Possibly I was mistaken. This kind of thing really pisses me off.
Well, they are. Republicans are so scared of what the Dems might do that they’re forced to cheat.
I’ll have a snowflake salad, please.
He figured since G could be pronounced like J, that J could substitute for G to alliterate with “Joe.”
I’m still waiting for a message from the heavens saying, “it’s pronounced Jod.”
This seems so outrageous that I’m looking for something that says it isn’t true. Only I haven’t found it yet. Here’s the story:
You can read the reviews here:
All I can tell you is The Onion is pissed about being scooped again.
A sure entry for the "Real headlines related to trump and his …sound like made-up ‘The Onion’… thread.
Jesus. At first I thought you meant glycol (anti-freeze) not glycerin.
But then I thought, “Yeah, that sounds about right”
I’m not buying that and I’m not drinking that. If anyone gifts me some of that, I might break off the relationship.
Here is what I find when I google ingesting glycerin:
“When ingested, vegetable glycerin may cause headaches, dizziness, nausea, vomiting and excessive thirst in some people (13). Since glycerin is a form of sugar alcohol that your body cannot fully absorb, consuming too much — either alone or through foods — may also lead to gas and diarrhea.”
However, on the good side, glycerin does make a great vaginal lubricant.
sigh, I fucking had Thanksgiving with people who will buy this shit.
I’m not a wine drinker; I don’t know anything about wine. What is the deal with glycerine? Is that a normal additive or by-product and Trump’s just has a high level? Or is this some sort of ‘kangaroo meat as beef’ type deal?
I’d never heard of using it before, and I would have sworn that none of the wineries I patronize use it. But I looked it up and find it is surprisingly common. It’s designated a “finishing formula”, and is said to add body and sweetness. It sounds not entirely kosher, and I hope my wineries aren’t using this. Some glycerol is evidently created by fermentation of the juice, but this feels as wrong as adding sugar to the wine – you wouldn’t think a respectable vintner would stoop to it. This site claims that it’s illegal to add it to commercial wines as regulated by the Tax and Trade Bureau: