FC? Federal Corrections?
Freedumb Caucus.
Damnit. I should’ve gotten that.
Thanks!
Darn, I forgot the mommy milkers in this year’s dinner!
I’m just wondering what “jreen bean casserole” is. Something made with an alien plant maybe?
Actually, that pretty much exactly describes my Thanksgiving dinner, except we had pronoun pumpkin cream cheese cake, not pronoun pumpkin pie. And pronoun pecan pie.
And Josh Mandel couldn’t think of an insult that began with “S”, I guess. And he forgot “woke wine”.
Actually, looking at the message, it seems that the author was trying for some sort of alliteration. Kinda-sorta succeeded, though “they/them turkey” doesn’t exactly work, and “stuffing” is not modified by anything. So I’d suggest,
- Tranny turkey; and
- Soyboy stuffing.
And yes, Ann, “woke wine” is an excellent addition, although to really make it “liberal” in the author’s mind, it would likely be,
- Woke whine.
Do I really want to ask what Mommy Milker is?
(I mean, I can guess and everything. Sounds like some “girls don’t like me/incel” stuff)
Also, Socialism Stuffing!
Big natural honkerydonkerdoos, of the type that an attractive motherly type might have.
God, Republicans are fucking weird.
Really! Mac and cheese for Thanksgiving???
Does anybody have mac n cheese on Thanksgiving? I have matriarchy mashed potatoes and gayvy.
Smashed the state potatoes.
The liberals would never mash the matriarchy, so I’m sure it would have been masculinity mashed potatoes.
Toxic masculinity mashed potatoes.
Antifa artichoke and spinach dip as part of the hors d’oeuvre. To have with your Communist cocktails, of course.
I was thinking “Marxist mashed potatoes,” but I like Horatius’ “masculinity mashed potatoes” better.
Lefty Liberal Lima Beans?
I made a batch this year. Came out delicious.
I’m still trying to determine what a “jreen bean casserole” is. (And, yes, the obvious answer is “It’s a casserole”.)
Just thought of another one. It’s not alliterative, but I think that the right-wingers will agree that it belongs on a leftist liberal’s table:
- Ballot Box Stuffing.
Straight from those trolling fishermen to you - Snowflake Snapper, Harpy Herring, Safe Space Swordfish.