I expect the “slots” are just as fictitious as everything else about these cards.
We should save our pointing and laughing for any evidence that anyone is actually buying them, though. It’s easy to put up a web page selling something, and heck, why not, if even one person falls for it, it’s a tidy profit. Pretty good expected value there, even if the probability of even one hit is low.
Does this one really surprise you?
The Texas GOP voted against a proposed ban on members associating with Nazi sympathizers
The Texas GOP executive committee voted against a measure that would ban Republicans from associating with Holocaust deniers and Nazi sympathizers.
The committee, by a vote of 32 to 29, removed the clause from a pro-Israel resolution, according to The Texas Tribune. The resolution would have banned members of the party from associating with people who “espouse or tolerate antisemitism, pro-Nazi sympathies or Holocaust denial,” according to the outlet.
Note: I removed the links in the quoted text.
From the above article:
“It could put you on a slippery slope,” committee member Dan Tully said.
Ah, yes, the slippery slope argument, of course.
Well sure. Before you know it, joining the KKK and burning crosses might be seen to be a bad thing. Gotta draw that line.
But y’all’ve missed the humor. Who says 'pubblies aren’t fun?
“We’re not specifying any individual or association,” Garcia said, according to The Tribune. “This is simply a statement of principle.”
Yeah. Like y’all have any principles left (Oops! 
) whatsoever.
NEWS FLASH - House Overreach Committee has totally nailed The Biden Crime Family. EXCLUSIVE on FOX - Private citizen dad does three truck payments for son. China implicated something something.
And you thought people who answer their phone at the movies were bad.
It’s the “Who wants to be a millionaire” approach to testimony.
Mike Johnson says he intends to commit obstruction of justice.
Which footage is this?
From almost three years ago, that they’re releasing as fast as they can.
The intern doing the editing has to stop frequently to remove the WhiteOut from his screen.
It’s hard to figure out which ones are the FBI or ANTIFA. Those faces they don’t want to blur.
That guy also compared Trump to MLK and Lennon, so he’s a weirdo for sure.
MJT is pissed that we are experiencing record-low unemployment. Naturally she blames it on abortion.
Also - “We need to kick out all the illegals and keep the brown people out! Build that wall!”
I’m paraphrasing what is another of their talking points.
Well, those illegals are taking all the jobs that aborted fetuses could have worked, if they hadn’t been aborted. Kinda makes sense, I guess. 
But can non-aborted fetusses pick lettuce? Clean toilets? Route air traffic? Break up drunk fights?
No, because they’re fetuses. Lazy, little semi-formed ugly bags of mostly water.
That describes a lot of the labor market too, actually…