NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

[Stratocaster]

@Horatius

See, this is why I think only single people should be allowed to work in politics. Come up to me on the floor of the Congress with this weak sauce “blackmail”, and I’d all, “Oh, no, don’t do that, don’t go telling everyone I had sex with a hot chick, that would be aWfUl.” Then I’d high-five my intern.

You’d still be in a pickle if you were one of the “Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!” guys.

[Love_Rhombus]

Unless the hot chick is your intern. Or maybe an extra high-five then.

[Horatius]

@Stratocaster

You’d still be in a pickle if you were one of the “Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!” guys.

Nah, the old “Jesus has forgiven me, why can’t you?” line still works.

[Dewey_Finn]

I’m reminded of Mike Pence who insisted on not being alone in a room with a woman. Perhaps he was just avoiding blackmail attempts?

[running_coach]

@Dewey_Finn

I’m reminded of Mike Pence who insisted on not being alone in a room with a woman. Perhaps he was just avoiding blackmail attempts? -

He also wouldn’t be seen alone in public with a woman. Just like his drinking, he knows he lacks control.

[Stratocaster]

@Horatius

Nah, the old “Jesus has forgiven me, why can’t you?” line still works.

Fair point.

[Sherrerd]

@Kolak_of_Twilo

@Sherrerd

And Netanyahu really does need to go. Many Palestinians would take heart from his departure.

As would many Israelis based on what my Jewish friends tell me their relatives in Israel are saying.

It’s appalling how many nations have large proportions of their electorates supporting their own homegrown Openly Corrupt politicians.

Too many people worldwide equate blatant self-dealing with strength. Must be some mis-wiring in our brains…

[smithsb]

@Love_Rhombus

Unless the hot chick is your intern. Or maybe an extra high-five then.

I’m not shaming here but, why a hot chick? More than a few representatives go both ways or are female.

[Love_Rhombus]

True, I was just following the other poster. I could have been more liberal, so to speak.

[Chronos]

@Horatius

See, this is why I think only single people should be allowed to work in politics. Come up to me on the floor of the Congress with this weak sauce “blackmail”, and I’d all, “Oh, no, don’t do that, don’t go telling everyone I had sex with a hot chick, that would be aWfUl.” Then I’d high-five my intern.

Sort of like when Republicans tried to accuse Elizabeth Warren of having an affair with a young Marine stud.

[Gyrate]

Joe Rogan Corrected On-Air for Blaming Trump Gaffe on Biden

Joe Rogan, on Biden believing there were airports during the Revolutionary War:

“Pull him!” Rogan said. “If you had any other job, and you were talking like that, they would go, ‘Hey, you’re done.’”

Joe Rogan and sidekick, on discovering that it was actually Trump who said it, not Biden:

“So he fucked up.”
“You can tell he, like, messed up his words.”

[BlankSlate]

There’s a clip making the rounds of Conan O’Brien interviewing Biden for his podcast. Joe is old, but he’s not addled.

How Tragedy Informs President Joe Biden’s Empathy | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

[Stratocaster]

@BlankSlate

Joe is old, but he’s not addled.

Exactly! His age is a non-issue for me. I listen to his pressers, his interviews, his SotU addresses, and this is NOT a man who is borderline incompetent, as much as RW media offers it as a given. Quite the contrary.

He has been a terrific, consequential president. It is very likely he’ll outlive his next term. God bless Joe, I am enthusiastic he’s running.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

Agreed. 100 percent.

[Aspenglow]

Well said, and I, too, agree 100%.

[enipla]

Yes. Also 100%.

[Smapti]

Loser Donald is the top trend on X The Site Formerly Known As Twitter today, and for once he’s not happy about it.

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/trumpsmells-becomes-top-trend-in-u-s-as-claims-of-putrid-odor-go-viral

[wguy123]

Everything about that disgusts me. But, nothing is shocking about it. I always pictured him having a revolting odor. Everything else is revolting about him…why not the way he smells?

[bobot]

Many people are saying that Donald Trump smells like fish, oh baby.

[Dewey_Finn]

Isn’t he going to have to do a lot of handshaking on the campaign trail? I imagine when all of those people get close to him, we’ll know more about his odor.