The anecdote about him shitting himself in anger over not being able to pronounce “arbitrage” is something I never needed to have in my head, and yet I don’t doubt it in the slightest.
Joe Rogan: Biden’s not fit to be president, he said the army took over airports in the Revolution
Jamie: Actually it was Trump that said that
Rogan: Oh, he probably just misspoke, no big deal
Jingle bells, Donald smells
Best stay out of range
He’s in a snit with a hissy fit
'Cause his diaper needs a change…
I guess now we know why all those big strong men walking up to him had tears in their eyes.
holy $hit
And yet Mike Pence is the one who attracts flies…
Okay, hear me out.
I wonder if this is the kind of thing (should it gain traction and further corroboration) that would finally start to shake some of his support. I’m serious. So many of his cult deny accusations that he’s racist, that he’s hateful, he’s a serial sexual predator, etc. In reality, they don’t really care that such things are true.
But what if their strong, strong leader is labeled thusly? “Ha ha! Your guy stinks and shits his pants!” Putting children in cages, the Muslim ban, calling neo-Nazis “fine people”—none of that stuff bothered them, because frankly it seemed admirable. But when someone is all image, no substance, what happens when he smells and needs diapers?
Again, I’m serious. Such is the nature of his support, in my view. They can put up with almost anything, but this…?
I realize this probably just blows over (thankfully, if you’re downwind), but I’m of the belief that if there’s something that finally puts a dent in his support, it will be something really bizarre.
What happens is that Depends stock price soars as millions of Americans decide that the woke media trying to tell them where it is “aceptable” to move their bowels in impinging on their freedom. Being able to shit whenever and wherever they want is a god given American right. (transgendered people excepted of course)
“My doody, my choice”? But that might imply that people’s personal choices about their bodies are important! /s
You’re probably right. I still think that all the stuff that would normally sink a political career—bigotry, attacking war heroes, mocking the disabled—doesn’t work on the MAGA tribe because they see these acts as virtues. But something objectively humiliating? Not so sure…
“Hey, has your stinky hero shit his pants yet today? Just checking.”
“Shut up!”
Naw, they’ll deny it (if they even hear about it) as just more fake news. That armor plating is well-nigh unbreachable.
It’s a hard “argument” to counter.
White-male-hetero-Christian people’s choices about their bodies ARE important.
Other people’s choices about their bodies: not so much.
^This, I suspect. They will never hear about it, or if they do, will dismiss it. Rupert and/or Lachlan Murdoch certainly won’t let that news appear on Fox News.
And if someone at a Trump rally catches a whiff, they’ll just blame it on the “Blacks for Trump” (or similar token groups) that are always arranged behind Donald on the stage.
Join the movement.
Or,t if it does become known and accepted that Trump stinks and shits his pants, then I believe the MAGAts will just start shitting in their pants just to pwn the libs.
That paragon of fine acting, John Schneider (cf. Dukes of Hazard) finds himself canceled by Fox TV for Xcreting that Joe the President should be hung. It is not clear whether Fox (this is the entertainment arm, not the lie-and-incite division) objected to the idea in general or the misuse of “hung”.
Do you think they care about grammar?
It is not a matter of grammar but of meaning. When you say a guy was hung, what does that mean?