The size of his genitals because everyone knows that no noose is good noose.
That’s my line.
With Gary gnoose.
In other news, turns out it’s NOT 1948 anymore.
This Bidenomics thing goes deeper than we thought - turns out that sales of cassettes, washboards, and laudanum have downright PLUMMETED.
Dawn, they’re still printing Christmas cards? I though we banned them during the Post Office Offensive under General Obama?
THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS IS NOT OVER!!!
And if they want to shit their pants in public, then by god no one, no government, can stop them! Freedom!
I worked retail during a time when anti maskers would cough at you or make a point of talking to you from considerably closer than anyone would find comfortable in a grocery store.
I sincerely hope I don’t have to deal with people shitting in the store as some type of political statement.
A “Freedump”?
I swear this is not a parody.
I don’t believe you. And I don’t want to!
Believe it. The twerp’s somehow got his own radio show.
That’s nasty.
My guess is that the kids at his school do not find this attractive.
He strikes me as the kind of kid who wears a suit to class every day and always “reminds” the teacher that they had an assignment to turn in today.
Shit my own pants in public? What kind of Commie freedum hater are you? I’ll shit everyone else’s pants in public, and you’ll like it!
He’s attractive in a Ralph Wiggum sort of way.
The voice of the future has less than 400 followers on YouTube. I am not impressed.
He looks like the poster child for “I need a wedgie!”
Cleans my plate.
Takes out the garbage, without being asked.
Walks the dog.
Shaves once a week.
Has a newspaper route.
Looks great in my dad’s suit.
Just by describing himself as “alpha male” he kills all possibility of being taken seriously by anyone who counts.