NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

Republican Congresswoman posts photos of food she claims she’s cooked/eaten which turn out to be stolen off the internet. (gift link)

And they’re calling it “Grubgate”? Clearly, it should be “Wafergate”.

I’m getting older, and I’m not always going to be around to point these things out.

Well somebody needs to look into this. Is Nancy Pelosi still in charge of the Gazpacho police?

“ Flores told Valley Central, a Texas NBC affiliate, that the controversy had led her to gain over 8,000 new social media followers.” Loyalists or just people who want to see the “incriminating” photos?

Or people who want to get in on the mockery.

Aunt Becky would say “It wouldn’t be a lick amiss”.

Dan

Loser Donald says the charges against him are Ludacris.

Is Taylor Swift a Pentagon asset? Jesse Watters is just asking questions. Nothing wrong with that, is there? IS THERE? Why are you afraid of the truth he might uncover? /s

As revealed by this leaked weapons training video:

From the report:

Watters then dropped the bombshell: “Well, around four years ago, the Pentagon psychological operations unit floated turning Taylor Swift into an asset during a NATO meeting. What kind of asset? A psyop for combatting online misinformation.”

So Watters is exposing a massive government conspiracy to tell people the truth? Is he aware that the Department Of Education may also be conducting clandestine operations to try to improve our children’s critical thinking skills?

They’re trying to turn children into Democrats!

Ms Swift’s efforts to expose the hidden agenda of players and haters are surely politically motivated.

Yew kin have mah misinformation when y’all pry it from mah cold, dead brain!

Whoops, looks like even THAT won’t be enough.

I’m super tempted to make a very risque joke, but I shall refrain.

Please don’t refrain. Risque away!

I reconsidered. If you really wanna know it, PM me.

Hmm, I think I’m more in the refrain camp.

Yeah, I’m having second thoughts too.

OK this is actually starting to make sense and be slightly believable, although obviously distorted beyond all recognition by the anchor. I could imagine people in NATO being concerned about Putin spreading lies about Ukraine brainstorming an idea that maybe they could put out some social media posts counter acting this, and maybe it could feature Taylor Swift since she is so popular.

But the spin of the article is as silly as calling out Nancy Reagan for being and asset for the DEA and part of a Psyop aimed at children.