NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

The context here is that with Swift coming from pseudo-country roots and her keeping quiet about politics until 2018, the deplorables had a fantasy that maybe she was their secret MAGA princess. Their hopes were dashed when it turned out she’s a decent human being who doesn’t approve of misogyny and LGBT rights being trampled. Hell hath no fury like a mediocre White man scorned by an intelligent and successful woman.

Loser Donald is accusing Nikki Haley of (checks notes) a fairing the Welle.

Didn’t think Donnie knew Shakespeare.

If she were, wouldn’t that be a good thing? I mean, last I checked, we’re on the same side as the Pentagon.

“I know more about Shakespeare than anyone. Just like it says in Henry Vee, “Nobody has ever been treated more unfairly than me”. It speaks to me.”

ISWYDT.

And I laughed.

I dote on his very absence.

see, now, you gotta stop making silly gaffes like this

Yes, but MAGA isn’t. They are on the side of Putin.

He’s also doing the birther thing with Haley. Suggesting she isn’t eligible because her parents weren’t citizens when she was born. But she was born in South Carolina and is therefore a natural born citizen and with respect to that, eligible to be president.

I thought she was pretty far behind, but she’s clearly presenting a threat to him.

Eh, he does that with everybody. Doesn’t matter how far ahead he thinks he is or the situation, he’ll just attack. Punching up or down or whatever doesn’t matter at all. Just come up with an asinine nickname and let repetition take over

Ah… so an anchor baby, eh?

Laura Loomer says Nikki Haley is controlling the weather and caused the cold snap that’s occurring right now in order to sabotage the Iowa caucus.

Jesus.

I’m sick of these delusional shits.

I can only assume that Laura Loomer has no clue what decade in “ONCE IN A DECADE” means.

Just mentally ill. Get her committed.

Snow in Iowa in January? Impossible!

Since when do right wingers have a problem with the military industrial complex?
What happened to my world??

Ya know, I would have thought this was a parody tweet, but now that we live in an era of The Gazpazzo Police and Jewish Space Lazars, I can totally believe she believes this.

They don’t have a problem with it per se, but HAARP has been a boogeyperson almost from the get-go. It’s supposedly used not only to control the weather for whatever nefarious reason (as Ms Loomer states, but also for actual mind control. From the link:

Former Governor of Minnesota, ex-professional wrestler, and documentary maker Jesse Ventura questioned whether the government is using the site to manipulate the weather or to bombard people with mind-controlling radio waves. An Air Force spokeswoman said Ventura made an official request to visit the research station but was rejected. “He and his crew showed up at HAARP anyway and were denied access.”

Tinfoil hat time. But it’s nice to see that the “oldies but goodies” are still alive & kicking.