We used to put these fucking people in homes, for their protection and ours.
Thanks Reagan.
p.s It is my understanding that most of those places sucked, but that’s not why he killed them all. He should have made them better instead. Then maybe it wouldn’t be so stupid here.
That led me to learn that there is a community on the edge of Kyiv called Anatevka, which was established about a decade ago.
Why, it’s almost as if he’s constantly full of shit or something. And not just his diaper, either.
Hey, stop mocking him for the diaper. You know who wears diapers? Sumo wrestlers! That must mean he is big and tough and can recite poetry, like a sumo wrestler.
I’d be surprised if he could manage “Rubba dub dub, thanks for the grub” without going off-script.
Why would he be thanking anyone other than himself in a prayer?
“Are you there, God? It’s your favorite president, me”
What Do You Want Now, God? It’s Me, Donald
God, I’ve got to say, you didn’t need to flood the world. You could have solved the great wickedness of man and the corruption of your creation through negotiation.
Have you read art of the deal?
(Just a joke, obv. If the flood myth were real then negotiation would indeed be better than worldwide genocide)
“Look, you’ve got Lot who wants to have a tremendous time with his friends the angels, and the mob that’s talking about having sex with the angels - not my type, Lord, not my type! - and there are a lot of very smart people on both sides who have ideas about what to do with the angels, and I like the one that both sides like.”
“And Lot, he really cared about his daughters, just the same love I have for Ivanka. We’re both great fathers, just the best. They moved to a very exclusive cave after the Democrats of Sodom forced them to leave. Unfair. Cave-a-largo. Caves are very deep holes where you can live. No one ever thought about living in a cave before.”
Republicans, like Vivek Ramaswamy, are very concerned with possible voter fraud caused by putting dead people on paperwork. Unless that paperwork is for a Republican, like Vivek Ramaswamy.
I laughed. 
Y’know, cause we gotta make sure the kids get to school when it’s (checks notes) so cold that frostbite can set in within minutes.
Not to mention that they are two completely unrelated technologies. Unless he thinks that the new buses are wind-driven.
Montanans don’t call off school lightly. I know that the last time Montana State University called off due to weather was after Mount Saint Helens, when the town got three inches of ash. You just dress for it.
Though yeah, I have no idea what school buses are supposed to have to do with wind turbines.
Any bus is wind-driven if the wind is blowing hard enough.
Or depending on what the kids have had to eat.
I’m no big-city doctor, but the last time we saw Loser Donald shambling around tieless like that he had to be airlifted to Walter Reed.
I’m telling you, he’s going for the Vincent Gigante defense. (insane bathrobe act)