NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

AFAICT, the “conservative influencer” “GOP Josh” is 17 years old. I despise his political stances and tacky social-media shilling, but I say we cut the kid a break when it comes to his teenage romantic aspirations and personal appearance. We were all mortifyingly young and awkward once.

Mind you, I’m not rooting for him to actually get with any girl(s), as I think they probably deserve better, but I won’t mock his looks or clumsy approach to dating.

ARTHUR : No, it was these, um, African hunting dogs; and what they’ve got is they’ve got an alpha dog, er, beta dogs and amigo dogs.
MARTIN : Amigo dogs?
DOUGLAS : Surely you’ve heard of amigo dogs? Spanish breed; very friendly. Often found in threes.

Not when the approach he has decided to take is toxic macho arrogance, even if it’s obviously pathetic. That should be rewarded by being shunned by any self-respecting young woman.

I’d give him a break on looking like a complete wanker, he can’t help that.

I move that he be tried as an adult.

That haircut was a choice.

But probably his mum’s choice.

We need more journalists holding idiot’s feet to the fire when caught lying.

Rep. Maria Salazar (R-Fla.) on Sunday got called out for routinely taking credit for delivering money to her district — after opposing the bills that provided that money.

Her response would probably be quite openly that she supported everything that was in the bills, but that of course she could not vote for them because they were proposed by Democrats. And her base would be fine with that.

They might complain that the money is tainted by Satanic rituals, but they won’t turn it down.

What about that dreamy Bruce Banner? Isn’t he the ultimate gamma male?

As for Taylor Swift, that’s a fight the online MAGA aren’t gonna win, no matter how many pervy deepfakes they create. Hopefully they next decide to piss off K-pop fans again.

We must keep Taylor Swift and BTS apart at all costs. If they were ever to combine their powers… they would be unstoppable.

What, like Voltron?

(dramatically removes eyeglasses)

If only we were so lucky. We’re looking at a pop megatour of such all-consuming scale that Madonna, Beyonce, and Britney are the opening acts.

The survivors may well envy the dead.

Her response was apparently that she didn’t remember how she voted on the largest, most publicized bills of the Biden administration.

Voltron would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one which he has never asked to be a part of.

If she learns to moonwalk it’s already over.

We must all come together as lion robots, or most assuredly we will have to fight the evil giant monsters alone. Ben Franklin (Green Lion) said that!

Just so long as they don’t form the craptastic cars Voltron, I think we’ll be okay.

I’m so old I thought Voltron was the cream you rub on sore joints.

I feel like “women like manly / alpha men” is one of those bits of advice that’s true (on average) but really screws you up if you try to follow it.

I think it is fairly positive thing for me, when I was trying to find that a 17yr old conservative potential dating partner, who googled, could only find this

The statistical curve for women who like chocolate has a pretty tall peak pretty far to the right, but making best use of those numbers can be somewhat challenging.