NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

I am in no way way a “manly man” - I mean I joke about being one - but I have still negotiated relationships of 10 and 14 years.

That is nothing due to to being a “manly man”, it is due to being nice, kind, and loving to your partner. I guess I should make an arguement that nice, kind and loving are actually the most potent signs of “manliness”.

And if (or when, in my case) you break up, stay nice, kind and acceptant of your forner partner.

You’re talking about people who used lambda as the symbol for a get together called Alpha-con.

Not helping.

Kind of like the Texas guy in Smapti’s quoted Xitter.

The Idaho GOP is insisting that “domestic terrorism” isn’t a thing. According to this article, they say you can only really be called a terrorist if you have some link to a foreign group. I guess the Oklahoma City bombing was done by folks from Aum Shinrikyo (just to choose a former terrorist group randomly). And of course, they were inspired to make the bill by “Moms For Liberty”.

Oh, if only there was someone keeping track of how congresspeople vote.

Bwahahahaaaaaaaaa.

I’ve got CNN on in the background. Apparently some in the MAGA crowd are convinced that the Democratic Party, Taylor Swift and the NFL are going to fix the Super Bowl to ensure a win by the Kansas City Chiefs and somehow lead to a Biden win in November.

So apparently they’re all going to be rooting for the San Francisco 49ers.

I searched that story for the “22” but failed to spot it.

I don’t get it.

Vegas must be going nuts. Not only is the game at Allegiant Stadium, but the bookies must be stressed on how Swift will affect the spread.

Good times!

It makes more sense if you abandon all logic and instead assume an attitude of aggrieved entitlement.

If they’re simultaneously incompetent but also capable of all that without any direct evidence leaking, they got my vote. Or rather, they don’t need it in the first place

There must be some sort of catch. The best one is #22.

That’s some catch.

I think we should petition the 49ers to come onto the field decked out in Pride Rainbow stuff. How many heads can we explode at once? The World Wonders.

It’s the best there is.

Because Kansas City is in the heart of Deepest Blue America while San Francisco is the definitive MAGAt stronghold.

Is that the one where we dress up like hipsters and make fun of our exes?
Where we’re happy free confused and lonely at the same time?

I really don’t think they have been paying attention for the last 17 years. If the 49ers win that will make Taylor sad. Are they under the impression that this will diminish her superpowers?

Yes this changes my rooting strategy. Normally unless I have a local connection to one of the times (which when if comes to the Superbowl I never have) I will root for the one that comes from a city with the more liberal leanings. So SF vs KC would be a no brainer. But now that the MAGAts have started hating on Swift, and by extension the Chiefs, I may have to root for them this time around purely for the schadenfreude.

God help me if Dak Prescott ever starts dating a liberal icon. I might find myself supporting the shudder Dallas Cowboys. :nauseated_face: