NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

They’re so invested in Making Libs Cry that they can’t summon up the extra brainpower needed to comprehend the immense potential force generated by a Taylor is Sad album.

Even just hearing it will cause MAGAti to bleed from the eyes–destroying their ability to distinguish “Trump” from both “Haley” and “Biden” on ballots.

My rooting strategy is 3~4 hours to watch ten minutes of guys actually playing the game is just not worth the trouble. I have books that need re-reading.

Hey, Bill Belichick is looking for a new head coaching gig – maybe the Cowboys will grab him.

Jesus.

“ The two senators shall agree to the terms of the duel, including choice of weapons, which shall be witnessed and enforced by their respective seconds.”

Acceptable only if the choice of weapons is from a limited list submitted by the electorate.

“Dildos at dawn sir!”

Well, I had a feeling this was coming;

If I read the article correctly, the draft rule states that any such duels will be held at noon.

However appropriate dildos would be at dawn, I can’t even take seriously the notion of using them at noon. Butt plugs.

The idea of killing brown people IS the sexy dream for them.

Nah…

All the Democrat needs to do is challenge them to a battle of wits.

Haha. Biden and Swift are living rent free in his pea brain.

Come on, now. You’re better than that.

Sorry Don,

Swift
Fame: 96%
Popularity: 54%
Disliked: 20%
Neutral: 23%

Trump
Fame: 98%
Popularity: 41%
Disliked: 44%
Neutral: 12%

Oh and just to add salt to the wound

Joe Biden
Fame: 98%
Popularity: 48%
Disliked: 33%
Neutral: 17%

Fox commentator says the soldiers killed by the drone strike in Jordan died because WOKE.

Don’t make her angry. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.

What the everloving fuck is WRONG with these people?

(rhetorical question. No refunds given.)

Late to the party, but…

Words to live by:

Nah, just bring back Colin Kaepernick.

Kaepernick and Swift as honorary captains for the 49ers and Chiefs. Bring them on the field for the coin toss.

Oh, you have the best ideas!

Exquisite.