NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

If shaking it off doesn’t work, you could try something else from the holy scripture. I don’t think that platform is rated for anyone over 300lb.

Please explain why you consider it a ‘joke’.

Forget the Governor, or the supermajority legislature; the Florida DMV is on the trans hate bandwagon.

I suppose that means traffic stops will include a genital check. Will that include out-of-state visitors?

No, it only applies to obtaining a driver’s license. What is not mentioned is that the DoL in just about every state also issues non-DL state IDs, which are necessary for a great many activities (if you do not have a DL), and I cannot imagine that there would a different standard for IDs. Basically, be non-trans or be a vagrant.

Would it be possible to sue the state of Florida for not following the federal rules for Real IDs? It sure sounds like they’re in violation for putting incorrect data on the ID.

1989 World Tour?
So talented at such a young age-Was it shot in the hospital right after she was born?

Do you want Swifties to roll their eyes at you? Because that’s how you get Swifties to roll their eyes at you, old man.

Republican Senator Tom Cotton beclowns himself on the floor of the Senate:

Sen. Tom Cotton: “Have you ever been a member of the Chinese Communist Party?”

TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew: “Senator, I’m Singaporean. No.”

Cotton: “Have you ever been associated or affiliated with the Chinese Communist Party?”

Chew: “No, senator. Again, I’m Singaporean.”

Oh, he’s just teasing the Swifties a little bit. Actually, some of them might be interested to know that a long, long time ago, before it was a Taylor Swift album, 1989 was also a year.

Hard to believe, I know.

More eye rolling ensues. Of course it was a year, it is the point from which all time is now measured.

It would be easier and faster to note the times Tom Cotton does not beclown himself on the floor of the Senate. Or anywhere else.

I’m ashamed he represents my home state and that many of my childhood friends and classmates still have to deal with that pompous assclown

The right has met Dark Brandon. I think it’s high time they were introduced to Dark Tay Tay.

This is quite the rant by an OAN host. I thought MAGAs loved football. Even the evangelicals. I wouldn’t think they would appreciate this message slamming sports as evil indoctrination.

Yeah, that’s unhinged. Is she really telling Texans that they have to choose between football and Jesus?

So if it’s a choice between football and Jesus, then how does she reconcile Touchdown Jesus:

That’s Catholic Jesus. He doesn’t count as a Real Christian.

He doesn’t even have an AR-15, pfft.

Nikki Haley is preaching Texas succession. Apparently, she is fairly dim on the history of that place. They’re 1 for 2 in that endeavor.

So Nikki Haley wants to be president of a U.S. smaller than the one that currently exists? She must be the first candidate to campaign on that platform.

“Make America a Perfect Square, Again”