More importantly, if I keep this rack of test tubes in my freezer for 18 years, can I register them to vote?
No, you’ll be fined for not having a bus driver’s license.
Depends. What party?
Human cruelty in misogynistic mate-guarding masquerading as pious virtue knows no bounds, and many societies have found a brutal way around this “problem”. Even Republicans might balk at implementing FGM, but their sanctimonious cruelty to women has exactly the same underlying motivation, driven by bestial Darwinian instinct unadulterated by several thousand years of progress in civilization and morality. Don’t underestimate their imagination.
Even more importantly, if you get into an accident and they’re destroyed, will you be okay with a life in prison for each one lost?
If you (not you, specifically) were at an IVF clinic that happened to catch fire, would you save the 5 year old in the waiting room or, since life begins at conception, will you leave that kid to fend for themselves while you grab the dewar flask full of embryos.
Now, if I could only remember where I read or heard that? Here maybe?
Edit, yes, here:
Is every test tube individually seat-belted (because it is illegal to have more than one child per seat belt)? If one rack holds, let’s say for the sake of argument, twelve test tubes, that would be twelve counts of child endangerment…and you wouldn’t even have to be in the HOV lane for that to happen.
More importantly - can I claim them on my taxes?
I didn’t turn on the sound and I couldn’t make it halfway through. Just awful.
Oh, I’m sure they’d enact the ‘hairy palms’ test to determine if you violated that law.
No fur, no felony!
Well, yes, it’s quite clear one of the unintended consequences is that they’ve decided that some lives are truly more valuable than others. And that’s an awfully slippery slope when we’re supposed to receive equal protection under the law
In the fine print, there’s a number of qualifiers in the whole “equal protection” thingy. We have color charts, genders, blood drops, religious affiliations, political affectations, cults, sects, not from around here, etc …
Just some ranting… carry on.
A madman has tied five test tubes containing fertilized ova to a trolley track…
Hmm, I did get a look at the drag queen; that may have been when I turned it off. It was both funny and horrifying.
Have we mentioned that the QOP’s “star witness” in their Biden impeachment inquirt has been indicted for making the whole thing up and is apparently also a Russian asset?
Don’t count them out. I’m sure FMG is on the schedule somewhere down the line. I don’t think they’d even blink at legislating it.
Yes, post #1044 from JohnT in the hunter biden laptop thread P&E.
With more detail in post #1048, #`1056
Of course the usual suspects in that thread who were convinced that Hunter Biden was guilty because he owned a laptop AND a penis have not yet commented on this.
They might even suggest that in whatever paperwork comes with the shoes.
This. Conceivably (heh) one could claim a thousand child tax credits. For decades, since they will never reach adulthood.
Why not, really?
Never mind.
Are you saying such legislation would be impotent?
Didn’t a pregnant woman claim her unborn child, under her state’s law, was legally a person and thus should count as one person for the purpose of driving in the HOV lane?
[magatflaearther mode engaged]Is the child here legally? Were the child’s parents American citizens when the child was born? Is the child white? And the most important question: is the child male?
Now you’re just being silly. Everyone knows if you masturbate you lose your sense of
Unintended? Yeah, right. This time it actually fits in with the worldview of the magatflatearthers. They truly believe that equal protection under the law applies to them, not to others.
The star witness was Trump?!
The second they find out FGM ensures the female does not enjoy sex, they’ll be all in on such a law.
One of these days it’s going to turn out that the water pressure at Trump Tower and Mar-a-Lago is shit because Loser Donald is a cheapskate who refuses to pay for basic maintenance, and that’s why he can’t stop ranting about showers and faucets and how dishwasher CEOs are coming up to him with tears in their eyes and saying “Sir, we’re not allowed to use water”.
Probably mentioned by the new owner shortly after it is seized to pay one of his many judgements.