NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

Kind of looks like the hat has KKK on it.

FWIW, it looks more like «щотбж» to me, which the google claims means “whatever”.

I don’t think it’s actually a word in Cyrillic, either, but I do think the bot may not have received its primary education in English.

That’s dismaying. I’ve been thinking that Trump’s money woes were the most likely thing to do him in.

OK, here’s a potential future scenario that would make me laugh:

  • Musk ponies up $500 million so that Trump can appeal his civil lawsuits without paying
  • Trump loses appeals and the $500 million goes to NY State and Carroll
  • Trump refuses to pay Musk back, leading to:
  • Musk has to sell Twitter at fire sale price
  • Trump loses election
  • Trump is convicted in criminal court and goes to jail

Roll Credits

If he had to sell the car company as well, maybe the new owner would be able to use more than 18% of their brain to run it properly.

Standing Ovation! Wild Applause!

Kari Lake, seeking the AZ Senate seat, tries to make nice with Meghan McCain, after calling her dad a loser,

Meghan responds, “No Peace, Bitch!

Ha ha! I thought you were exaggerating. But no.

Good for her!

OR, at step 3, having won the Presidency, Trump “pays back” Musk via some massively-illegal deal involving a combination of tariffs and the supplying to Musk of slave labor. (For the latter, read: thousands of Democratic-identified people convicted of bogus crimes and relegated to labor camps.)

Heck, a lawless President could find dozens of things to do for Musk that Musk would find to be worth a lot more than $500 million.

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Yeah. We’re likely to see Cyrillic touches on a very large proportion of election propaganda in coming months. Vlad will be doing all he can to get his poodle into the Presidency again.

No need to create labor camps, these “volunteers” will be given, for FREE no less, a Musk Brain Chip, which will give them all the motivation they can handle to go work at the volunteer camps!
It will be a brave new world that has such horrors in’t.

A former congressional candidate endorsed by Loser Donald is now wanted by Las Vegas police for murdering a man in his hotel room on the Strip last year.

Destined for the trump Cabinet.

Likely thought process: “Hey, if Trump could kill somone on 5th Avenue without worry, why can’t I kill somone on the Strip?”

No context, because it’ll be funnier if you’re not expecting it. Should be cued up to 1:02.

The loser label was used “in jest,” Lake, who’s running for Senate after her failed bid for governor, said last week. “I think if John McCain — who had a great sense of humor — would have heard it, he would have laughed.”

[Lord John Warfin] Laff-a while you can, monkey girl! [/LJW]

“Prisoners with jobs”.

Stoopid arrogance.

The arrogance is concerning. Greene’s quite confident that whatever the right has planned will put Trump into the White House. And then no one will ever have to speak to a reporter with anything remotely approaching basic courtesy.

I’m ashamed that I didn’t think of that, even in spite of the news that Elon has been huddling with Donald.

Now I’m having crossed brain circuits over the clash of Douglas Adams and Aldous Huxley implicit in your post. Our Ford save me!

Actually, a clash of The Tempest and Hitchhiker’s Guide. I think Huxley borrowed a bit from Shakespeare for his title.